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After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d give it a try. His Cancun fund is already booming.…
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Click to Keep ReadingPresident Biden adds a unique twist to the Thanksgiving tradition, pardoning a chicken named Cluck Norris who identifies as a turkey. Social media reacts with humor and debate.…
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