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After a Truth Social post warned “everyone” to keep oil prices down, gas station owners across America panicked, slashed prices, and hung up cardboard Trump cutouts for protection.…
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Indiana Fever’s Sophie Cunningham leverages her role as the WNBA’s toughest defender into a thriving bodyguard enterprise, becoming the must-have security detail for nervous celebrities everywhere.…
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Aaron Rodgers says he discovered a mystical Pittsburgh cave, but Steelers fans just want him to keep his “spiritual” escapades out of their city.…
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MAGA nation’s enthusiasm for Trump’s Iran strike vanished when they learned the B2 pilot wasn’t a man, causing mass confusion and accusations of “wokeness.”…
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When daylight drops and clouds loom, Midwesterners swap iced tea for hot cocoa— even in June — delving into full winter readiness mode.…
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Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say too much Western oil has disrupted the waterway’s energy. Global markets brace for an oil shortage and a chakra alignment crisis.…
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Emails reveal Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson isn’t on UNC’s payroll—just his book’s formatting credits and CBS shoutout list.…
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Agapova’s unannounced kiss on Jessica Eye at BKFC 76 weigh‑in sparked outrage, a cheeky mouthguard demand, and more buzz than a flying punch.…
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After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering world peace one latte at a time.…
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Fakhir Al-Nashif turned protest demand into flaming profit by selling high-quality American flags—exclusively to those eager to burn them.…
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Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE.” The U.S. just conquered nuance—with ordinance.…
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-Thomas Jefferson