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In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation has sent shockwaves through the town, stirring panic, outrage, and a lot…
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In an unprecedented blockbuster trade, Fox Sports has made sports broadcasting history by trading Tom Brady to CBS in exchange for Tony Romo and a top broadcasting talent for next year. Yes, you read that right—networks are now swapping broadcasters like NFL teams trade players.…
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As NFL fans settle in for the first football Sunday of the year, the league’s new kickoff rule has sparked controversy among old-school enthusiasts. Designed to improve player safety, the rule has angered fans who long for the rougher days of football. They’re demanding a…
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In what might be one of the most bizarre fundraising strategies in political history, Donald Trump has reportedly unveiled his latest plan to save the financially struggling GOP: selling limited edition pieces of his soiled underwear. According to Trump, these “collectible” items come from the…
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Former President Donald Trump’s private jet, Trump Force One, reportedly dumped human waste over a crowd during a rally flyover in Wisconsin. The unfortunate incident, reminiscent of the infamous Dave Matthews Band sewage dump into the Chicago River in 2004, has sparked outrage and—unsurprisingly—plenty of jokes…
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An anonymous source close to the Harris / Walz campaign has claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris is already picking out new curtains for the White House, despite the 2024 election being more than a few months away. While most might see this as an…
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The Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) has endorsed a candidate no one saw coming—an old, weird convicted felon. Yes, you read that right. While most political endorsements follow a predictable path, this one feels straight out of a reality TV script. The FOP, a powerful…
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election. But that’s not the strangest part—Putin claims he’s serious and even “pinky swears” he’s telling the truth. The Endorsement: A Strange Turn During a press conference in Moscow, Putin…
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In what may be his most attention-grabbing announcement yet, Donald Trump has promised to release Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous client list. The list, believed to contain the names of high-profile individuals who visited Epstein’s private island, Little Saint James, has been the subject of speculation and…
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In a groundbreaking policy update, the HR department at a major corporation has declared that ‘Reply All’ emails will now be classified as a form of workplace harassment. The decision comes after years of mounting frustration, passive-aggressive email chains, and inboxes cluttered with unnecessary responses,…
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Lara Trump’s latest foray into the world of music has taken an unexpected international turn. The wife of Eric Trump recently released a video of herself performing some songs. While she may have hoped to showcase her musical talents, the performance drew a response from…
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