In what may be his most attention-grabbing announcement yet, Donald Trump has promised to release Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous client list. The list,…
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In a groundbreaking policy update, the HR department at a major corporation has declared that ‘Reply All’ emails will now be classified as a form of workplace harassment. The decision comes after years of mounting frustration, passive-aggressive email chains, and inboxes cluttered with unnecessary responses,…
Click to Keep ReadingLara Trump Releases Singing Video; Kim Jong Un Thanks His Trump Friends for New Torture Mixtape
Lara Trump’s latest foray into the world of music has taken an unexpected international turn. The wife of Eric Trump recently released a video of herself performing some songs. While she may have hoped to showcase her musical talents, the performance drew a response from…
Click to Keep ReadingPoliticians Flood Social Media with Happy Labor Day Posts While Ignoring Minimum Wage Stagnation Since 2009
As Americans celebrated Labor Day, social media was flooded with posts from politicians wishing their constituents a happy holiday. While these messages aimed to honor the hardworking men and women across the country, they highlighted a glaring issue: the federal minimum wage has not increased…
Click to Keep ReadingLSU Coach Brian Kelly Slams Team’s Water Boy: ‘It’s Unacceptable, We Were Not Properly Hydrated!’
After LSU’s disappointing loss to USC, coach Brian Kelly didn’t hold back his frustration. In a fiery post-game press conference, Kelly slammed his fist on the table, calling the loss “ridiculous” and “unacceptable.” But instead of blaming the players or coaching staff, Kelly pointed the…
Click to Keep ReadingBrittany Mahomes Sparks Controversy Again: Is This Why She’s Becoming the NFL’s Most Annoying WAG?
Brittany Mahomes, wife of NFL star Patrick Mahomes, is once again at the center of an online controversy. This time, she faced backlash for reportedly liking and then unliking an Instagram post from former President Donald Trump. The post, dated August 13, ignited a wave…
Click to Keep ReadingFacing legal threats from several artists over unauthorized use of their music, Donald Trump’s campaign has found an unexpected solution. They’ve hired legendary entertainer Dick Van Dyke, known for his role in Mary Poppins, to provide the soundtrack for upcoming rallies with his famous one-man band. The…
Click to Keep ReadingMark Zuckerberg has publicly challenged Donald Trump to a cage match. The Facebook founder and the former U.S. president, both of whom have clashed over allegations of election interference, seem ready to settle their differences in the most unconventional way possible. The Challenge: From Social…
Click to Keep ReadingRecent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and mildew were found throughout the facility. These unsanitary conditions have been linked to a deadly listeria outbreak. The revelation has sparked concerns about food safety and public health. Meanwhile, Senator…
Click to Keep ReadingThe U.S. Supreme Court has recently made a pivotal decision. They’ve blocked the Biden-Harris administration’s proposal to forgive student loans with taxpayer funds. The court argued that these funds are meant for the wealthiest Americans only. The Ruling Details The Biden-Harris plan sought to ease…
Click to Keep ReadingNewly released footage from the January 6th Capitol insurrection reveals House Speaker Nancy Pelosi attempting to order Pizza Hut during the chaos. The surprising clip has quickly gone viral, adding an unexpected layer of absurdity to one of the most significant days in recent American…
Click to Keep ReadingIn an unusual and controversial move, a man has publicly announced that he now identifies as an illegal immigrant. He argues that by doing so, he can enjoy numerous perks that he believes are available to undocumented individuals in the United States. His declaration has…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson