Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.” Trump, always one to make grand claims, promised to rectify the situation if he wins the 2024 presidential election. During a private…
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A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, “The Simpsons,” are now irrefutable evidence in court. The reason? It seems that the show has an uncanny ability to predict the future with astonishing accuracy. Legal scholars…
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin air, leaving the unsuspecting delivery person with an astronomical bill. It appears that the “art of the deal” extends to pizza now,…
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a series of allegations that they admit they don’t even know are true. Unfazed by trivialities such as evidence or facts, these courageous lawmakers are taking a stand against the tyranny…
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that the Earth is flat. However, there’s a twist: this belief seems to magically disappear as soon as they step away from their…
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton, a man known more for his command of the English…
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President Donald Trump’s “Indictment Strategy.” This audacious move, dubbed “Operation Wild Indictment,” involves…
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what lies ahead. With an air of anticipation, Trump boasted about the potential…
Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the arrival of mid-June. The coffee giant, known for its seasonal flair, has wasted no time in dismantling the rainbow-themed displays and replacing them with twinkling lights and holly wreaths, much…
the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The decision, hailed as a technological breakthrough by some and decried as the end of democracy by others, came after years of frustration…
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive news of adding 339,000 jobs in May, experts warn that this sudden surge in employment could spell disaster for the economy, leaving…
The nation finds itself on the brink of a fabulous catastrophe as Pride Month sweeps the country with its vibrant colors and inclusive messages. Panic has spread among those who fear the insidious agenda of rainbows and love, leaving millions in distress and longing for…
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