Zohran Mamdani wins NYC’s Democratic primary, and the right loses it like he personally moonwalked into Ground Zero.…
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Andrew Cuomo accidentally promised to “rebuild thrust” instead of trust during a campaign speech, reigniting mockery over his past scandals and derailing his rebrand attempt in spectacular fashion.…
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Welcome to the age where your back goes out more than you do. Whether you’re in denial, icing your knee from a “weird sleeping injury,” or genuinely excited about home warranties, this collection celebrates that weird in-between moment where you’re not old old—but you definitely have…
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Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A new bill may regulate future outbursts.…
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Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the deal exists.…
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Governor Mike Braun just made Indiana the first state to toll every interstate. Lawmakers call it “flexible funding.” Drivers call it “a scenic tax trap.”…
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The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly Spirit. Legal, efficient, and just uncomfortable enough to count as a sentence.…
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Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third. Instead, he’s rebooting The Apprentice to fire people on TV again.…
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After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed to question anything, while everyone else got labeled unpatriotic and weird.…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability, and possibly a return receipt.…
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A brutal heat wave has transformed the Eastern Seaboard into a Florida-like dystopia, complete with price spikes, swamp sweat, and emotional dehydration.…
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A suburban HOA tries to ban a shirtless gnome for being “too provocative,” but the homeowner fights back with sunglasses, sunscreen, and righteous lawn energy.…
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Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson