Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe Biden, where they discussed none other than ice cream flavors. The audacious…
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Jerry Seinfeld Relives Classic “Chicken Sign” Episode with Elon Musk’s X-Traordinary Illumination
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In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer when a massive, blinding “X” appeared atop Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco. The whole scenario had an eerie resemblance to the infamous…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
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Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive and explosive conversation with his favorite son, Don Jr., Trump admitted that his primary objective in seeking the highest office in the…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
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Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is Taylor Swift’s concert success and merchandise sales. In a social media post-storm that rivaled his past social media tirades, Trump expressed his…
In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced a radical marketing campaign to win back its core drinkers. Their strategy? An unbelievably bold move that has already sparked outrage and…
BIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on the steps of the U.S. Treasury building. “Let me be clear,” Biden…
San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport, with participants displaying their “athletic prowess” in the art of theft and…
Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons. The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through the scientific community, came after years of painstaking research and data analysis.…
Washington, D.C. – It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training to tackle the herculean task of “Joe-wrangling.” According to our elusive insider, President Joe Biden’s penchant for wandering off has become a notorious challenge for his security detail. “It’s like…
Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump has embraced them with the same enthusiasm as a kid unwrapping Christmas…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Invites Hunter Biden to Bust a Move at Friend’s Bachelorette Party
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Washington D.C. – Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has extended an unexpected invitation to Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, to be the star attraction at her close friend’s bachelorette party. In a handwritten letter, adorned with glittery unicorns and rainbows, Rep. Greene urged…
New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal attorney to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has finally come clean about the “false” statements he made in recent years. But before you jump to conclusions, hold your horses – this…

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