Palm Beach, FL — Former President Donald Trump’s journey to catch a flight from his Florida estate to Georgia encountered an unexpected detour due to navigational hiccups. The incident highlighted that even the most seasoned travelers can fall victim to the capricious nature of modern…
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At the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a contender for the Republican nomination in the 2024 presidential race, took the stage and left both the audience and fellow candidates in stitches. Ramaswamy, known for his…
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA – Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former President Donald Trump has once again made headlines, this time for enlisting the help of his trusted IT person, Yuscil Taveras, to address what he called a “tremendous and urgent…
Former President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a means of escaping the constant demands of his two oldest sons, Donald Jr. and Eric. Sources close to the situation suggest that Trump believes prison could provide him with the…
Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet of a photo depicting a shark swimming in the flooded streets of…
Dear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I’m hoping you can shed some light on my situation. You see, my wife has been utterly baffled, and dare I say, infuriated, by a peculiar issue that has arisen in our home. It involves…
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and objective commentary on his own remarkable performance, ensuring that the American people…
President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists and turns they encounter while navigating the aisles, all thanks to the…
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, Former Vice President Mike Pence, and former New…
Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in cities like LA and San Francisco. This decision comes hot on the…
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans to embark on a mission of “fruitful diplomacy,” personally delivering a crate of apples to Russian President Vladimir Putin. In an exclusive…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left many scratching their heads, DeSantis passionately declared that the beloved entertainment company…
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