Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that…
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In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced a radical marketing campaign to win back its core drinkers. Their strategy? An unbelievably bold move that has already sparked outrage and…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on the steps of the U.S. Treasury building. “Let me be clear,” Biden…
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San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport, with participants displaying their “athletic prowess” in the art of theft and…
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Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons. The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through the scientific community, came after years of painstaking research and data analysis.…
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Washington, D.C. – It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training to tackle the herculean task of “Joe-wrangling.” According to our elusive insider, President Joe Biden’s penchant for wandering off has become a notorious challenge for his security detail. “It’s like…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump has embraced them with the same enthusiasm as a kid unwrapping Christmas…
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Washington D.C. – Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has extended an unexpected invitation to Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, to be the star attraction at her close friend’s bachelorette party. In a handwritten letter, adorned with glittery unicorns and rainbows, Rep. Greene urged…
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New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal attorney to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has finally come clean about the “false” statements he made in recent years. But before you jump to conclusions, hold your horses – this…
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Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted for former President Donald Trump. Commander, a German Shepherd, had been portrayed…
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene left her fellow lawmakers scratching their heads during a special congressional committee meeting yesterday. While the committee was assembled to discuss critical policy issues, Greene took an unexpected detour by presenting a slideshow of her recent CrossFit competition,…
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The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and politicians high-fiving each other. The secret behind this miraculous feat? People taking on not one, not two, but three jobs to bravely combat the ever-increasing inflation rates. Move over superheroes;…
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Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson