Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate former President Donald Trump. This sensational story comes after Trump’s infamous jabs at Heidi Cruz’s looks and his conspiracy theory that Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the JFK assassination.…
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EAGLE COUNTY, CO— In the latest installment of what could be a reality TV show called “Boebert’s Brush with the Law,” court records reveal that Representative Lauren Boebert has added another chapter to her legal saga. This time, it’s a speeding ticket that has escalated to…
HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade, air conditioning, and industrial-strength sunblock. As temperatures soar to record highs, retailers have responded with a surprising new product: SPF 1000 sunscreen.…
SILICON VALLEY — Elon Musk has promised to reinstate Disney+ in Tesla vehicles on one peculiar condition: Disney must resume advertising on his social media platform, X (formerly Twitter), with a cherry on top. The peculiar proposal has ignited a lively debate over corporate power…
WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments to her General Educational Development (GED) diploma. The unexpected admission has sparked debates about educational qualifications and accountability in public office. The GED Excuse During a recent interview on a…
WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led House passing a contentious bill that mandates proof of citizenship for voting in federal races, a measure hailed by some as a…
A man has reportedly started identifying as poor to qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits. This latest twist in the ongoing saga of social welfare has left many scratching their heads and questioning the lengths some will go to make ends meet—or…
WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht trip to Russia, complete with a helicopter ride to Vladimir Putin’s hometown. The surprising vacation has sparked a torrent of questions and…
Nick Wehry, a seasoned contestant in Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, has been accused of cheating during the latest event. The allegations have turned the annual Independence Day celebration into a bun-believable controversy. The Saucy Accusation According to a report by the New York…
Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes in the wake of the now-infamous threats against Mike Pence after Trump lost the 2020 election, which led to a storm of…
Huma Abedin, former aide to Hillary Clinton, is reportedly engaged to Alex Soros, son of billionaire philanthropist George Soros. This news has sent ripples through the internet, sparking wild theories about the true motives behind this union. Is this just a simple love story, or…
If you love shopping at Costco, get ready to shell out a bit more for the privilege. Starting September 1, the beloved membership-based warehouse club will increase its annual membership fees in the U.S. and Canada. The standard membership fee will rise from $60 to…
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