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Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet of a photo depicting a shark swimming in the flooded streets of…
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Dear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I’m hoping you can shed some light on my situation. You see, my wife has been utterly baffled, and dare I say, infuriated, by a peculiar issue that has arisen in our home. It involves…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and objective commentary on his own remarkable performance, ensuring that the American people…
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President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists and turns they encounter while navigating the aisles, all thanks to the…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, Former Vice President Mike Pence, and former New…
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Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in cities like LA and San Francisco. This decision comes hot on the…
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Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans to embark on a mission of “fruitful diplomacy,” personally delivering a crate of apples to Russian President Vladimir Putin. In an exclusive…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left many scratching their heads, DeSantis passionately declared that the beloved entertainment company…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony, and a Maui town succumbs to flames, this fervent band of believers…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part of her master plan,” proclaimed one staunch GOP supporter, waving a soggy…
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Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils. Reports from schools coast to coast reveal that an alarming number of students were unable to locate their pencils as they settled…
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Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson