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EXCLUSIVE – Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed to The Folly Times that his long-standing opposition to gas appliances is rooted in a childhood trauma. As a young child, Biden accidentally burned himself on a gas stove, an incident that has haunted him…
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Former President Donald Trump has announced the release of his latest project – revised Bibles titled “The Donald Revisions”. Trump revealed the new Bibles during a recent campaign rally for the 2024 presidential election. The revised Bibles, according to Trump, will remove any references to…
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Karen Vandriver, a resident of suburban California, has sued the popular spice company McCormick over their cayenne red pepper being too spicy. The incident has sparked outrage on social media, with many calling Vandriver’s actions ridiculous and unnecessary. According to sources close to the matter,…
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WACO, TX – In a stunning display of rage, former President Donald Trump reportedly threw a tub of ice cream against the window of his private airplane, Trump Force One, during a campaign rally in Waco, Texas. The incident was said to have been triggered…
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MOSOW – Russia has announced that it has transferred all of their fast food supplies of American-based restaurants from its country to Ukraine. The move was made in an apparent bid to make Ukrainian soldiers and civilians less effective in resisting the Russian invasion. Sources…
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Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has voiced her outrage over the treatment of the January 6 defendants, claiming that they are being treated like criminals in a jail. “They’re treating these people like they’re actual criminals,” said Greene in a press conference on Thursday. “It’s ridiculous!…
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Republican lawmakers have vowed to limit the government’s intrusion into citizens’ lives, as long as those citizens’ choices align with the conservative agenda. “We believe in limited government, except when it comes to telling people what to do,” said Represenitive Lauren Boebert. “As long as…
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SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – In a desperate attempt to address the plummeting birth rates in the country, the South Korean government has turned to a rather unconventional solution: paying Nick Cannon to impregnate women. The famous rapper and television personality, who has fathered many children…
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In a bizarre turn of events, Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak has been caught on camera tackling contestant Frank to the ground, just moments after he solved the final puzzle and won a brand new car. As Frank excitedly jumped up and down and…
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A Taylor Swift concert turned into a nightmare for one fan last night, as she waited for two hours for a second encore that never occurred. Samantha Johnson, 21, had been looking forward to the concert for months, and had splurged on VIP tickets in…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly paid Fox News host Tucker Carlson hush money to stop defending him on his show. According to sources with knowledge of the matter, Trump’s legal team approached Carlson with a six-figure offer to keep quiet about the ex-president’s legal…
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-Thomas Jefferson