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In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine “60 Minutes” is set to be rebranded as “60 Seconds”. The new format will condense the hard-hitting news stories that have been the hallmark of “60 Minutes” into…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According to witnesses, the man, who has been vocal about his opposition to…
Click to Keep ReadingIowa’s star player Caitlin Clark has become almost superhuman, surpassing all previous records in NCAA Women’s Basketball. Her achievements have reached beyond the limits of historic and entered the realm of the extraordinary, leaving fans and critics alike in awe. However, some activists are now…
Click to Keep ReadingDEVELOPING: New York – Former US President Donald Trump is set to fly from his Mar-a-Lago resort to his Trump building in New York City on Monday evening, ahead of his scheduled arraignment on Tuesday. According to sources close to the Trump camp, the former…
Click to Keep ReadingGovernor DeSantis Cancels April Fools’ Day for Being ‘Too Woke,’ Replaces It with ‘Freedom Day’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that April Fools’ Day will be cancelled this year, citing concerns about its “woke” implications. According to a statement from the governor’s office, DeSantis believes that April Fools’ Day has become too “politically correct” and “sensitive” in recent years,…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a controversal sermon delivered to his congregation in Texas last Sunday, Pastor Bob Johnson declared that former President Donald Trump has a “moral right” to privacy in the hush money payments he made to a porn star he had an affair with while married…
Click to Keep ReadingGym rats across the country are expressing concern over the upcoming Easter holiday and the tradition of coloring eggs. The fear? That the increased demand for eggs will drive up prices, making it even harder for bodybuilders to afford their protein-packed meals. We spoke with…
Click to Keep ReadingPresident Biden Channels Boy Scout Values and Introduces Talking Stick to Bring Order at Press Conference
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden handed a talking stick to members of the media during his latest press conference. According to sources close to the White House, the President was inspired by his time as a Boy Scout and believed that the talking stick…
Click to Keep ReadingRecently Released from Prison, Andrew Tate “Fans” Eager for Him to Berate Them Again for only $49.99 a Month
Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest. The news has been met with an outpouring of support from hundreds of teenage boys and young men who have been eagerly awaiting his return so they can once again…
Click to Keep ReadingBaseball Stadium Vendors Petition League to Start the Season Later in the Year, When it’s a bit Warmer
Baseball fans across the United States are complaining about their hotdogs and nachos getting cold too quickly during opening day games for the MLB. Dedicated Chicago Cubs fans have also expressed their disappointment with the chilly temperatures of their game-day snacks. “I can’t enjoy a…
Click to Keep ReadingMar-a-Lago, Florida – Former President Donald Trump was caught off guard and in the midst of a delicious burger dinner when he received the shocking news that he has been indicted in connection to his 2016 presidential campaign. According to sources close to Trump, the…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson