Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention.…
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Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will be honored with a unique tombstone that reflects his iconic sense of humor. According to sources close to the family, Jaffee’s final request was to have his tombstone in the…
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Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for the Fourth of July holiday. And what’s driving this sudden surge in beer consumption, you might ask? Gun-loving conservatives who are buying up all the cases and cans of Bud…
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Los Angeles, California – The FBI has arrested Keanu Reeves, the actor who played Neo in “The Matrix” movie franchise, for allegedly taking the red pill. According to the FBI’s glossary of key terms associated with violent extremism, taking the red pill is an indication…
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Conservative talk show host Ben Shapiro has come out publically with his philosophy that is sure to turn some heads. “You have to keep artifacts and other items on things you hate,” Shapiro declared on his radio show. “That’s why I have all the books…
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Leaked Audio: Pope Francis Tells Inappropriate Joke at Jimmy John’s, Involving a Nickel and a Pickle
A leaked audio clip from 2015 has surfaced that reveals a disturbing interaction between Pope Francis, a customer at Jimmy John’s when he visited the United States, and one of the employees. The clip allegedly features Pope Francis making an inappropriate request involving a whole pickle…
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After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield Missouri, woke up to a world that was vastly different from the one he remembered. He was devastated to learn that his parents had passed away while he was in…
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AUGUSTA, Ga. – Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the 2023 Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club due to a foot injury, but many golf fans are questioning whether the injury is real or just a convenient excuse for playing poorly. Rumors began to circulate…
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MIAMI, FL – A recent poll of attendees at the UFC 287 event in Miami showed that former President Donald Trump is more popular than current President Joe Biden among fight fans when it comes to the 2024 presidential race. However, a surprising new candidate…
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Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt is making headlines again for his latest real estate move. According to sources close to the actor, Pitt allowed his elderly neighbor to live in his Los Feliz mansion rent-free until he died, but with one peculiar…
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Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from his childhood after a staffer overheard him telling his wife that he was upset with Minnie Mouse for ignoring him during a family vacation to Disney World. According to the…
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In a bizarre twist of generational labeling, “True Boomers,” those who are parents to both Millennials and Generation Xers, are now finding themselves bewildered by the latest labeling trend among Generation Z, the kids of Millennials and Gen Xers. According to a recent survey conducted…
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