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A man has filed for divorce from his wife because she tells better dad jokes than he does. The man, who requested anonymity, claimed that his wife’s comedic ability was causing him significant distress, and he believed he had lost respect from his children as…
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In a battle of wits between two of the most advanced AI language models in the world, ChatGPT and TruthGPT, things got heated (literally) on social media over the weekend. What started as a friendly chat between the two quickly turned into a back-and-forth banter…
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Elon Musk Takes Marketing Cues from Trump, Names New AI Model ‘TruthGPT’ – Critics Worry It Will Post on Social Media at 3am Too. Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has hired the same marketing firm responsible for naming former President Donald Trump’s new social media platform,…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore, the governor mentioned that the board he appointed would also consider selling…
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Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor performance on the mound this season – United Airlines. According to sources close to Bass, the 35-year-old has been obsessively searching for someone at United to blame for his struggles…
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In a recent survey of CEOs conducted by a very prestigious and legitimate consulting firm, it was revealed that the majority of them are eager to get their employees back in the office. But the reasons behind their desire for workers to return to the…
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DEAR FOLLY: My fiance and I have a lot in common. While I love her dearly and enjoy our time spent together sometimes I do not appreciate one topic she brings up. We are on different ends of the political spectrum. Although I never initiate…
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In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a new policy of not selling Bud Light until the fourth inning of games. According to sources, this decision was made to avoid…
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Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden influx of socially conscious marketing campaigns, many republicans have decided to take matters into their own hands and switch to sniffing glue…
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A group of people named Alexa have come together to file a class-action lawsuit against Amazon for using their name without permission. The group claims that the company’s use of the name has caused them undue stress and has destroyed their lives. According to the…
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Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when he flew to Cancun during a crisis in Texas. During a recent…
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