Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is…
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A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to school officials, the student’s cross necklace was causing “distress” to some of…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and practice social distancing in their coops and on their farms. “We know…
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OTTAWA, CANADA – The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States, offering Carly Rae Jepsen, $250 million Canadian dollars, and a singer to be named later in exchange for Taylor Swift. The proposed deal has left many in the music industry…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data leak that has shaken the White House to its core. The President…
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Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race that will be held in the city in early July. According to city officials, residents will be able to stake their claim…
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After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced today that he will be launching a new subscription service for Twitter called “Twitter Red”. This new platform promises to offer exclusive features and benefits to…
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Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service provided by their Homeowners Association (HOA). The community, located in a rural area of Northwest Georgia, has become the latest obsession of…
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New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has compared himself to the Beatles, claiming that his recent appearance at a Manhattan courthouse had fans crying all over the place. Trump…
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It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the embattled former president. Graham, who has been a staunch supporter of Trump…
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In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion and streaming services: the popular 1980s movie Footloose. According to religious leaders,…
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Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention. The decision has left many scratching their heads, as Chicago has a reputation for being a notoriously corrupt and crime-ridden city. “We’re thrilled…
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