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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly set to file for divorce. The reason? An epic clash over mundane yet hysterically relatable pet peeves. This unexpected development has left fans both stunned and amused, as the couple’s seemingly perfect relationship crumbles over laundry habits and…
Click to Keep ReadingElon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, revealed that he has been taking business advice from none other than Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow. This unexpected partnership has sparked a mix of curiosity, amusement, and skepticism. The Unlikely Duo Elon Musk, known for…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a surprising announcement that has sent shockwaves through the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) fanbase, Robert Downey Jr. revealed that he will star in the upcoming Black Panther movie. This unexpected news has generated a flurry of reactions, ranging from excitement to skepticism. Fans eagerly…
Click to Keep ReadingJ.D. Vance Promises Free Cats to Single, Childless Women in Bid to Win Back Female Voters
J.D. Vance has promised to provide free cats to all single, childless women as part of his strategy to win back female voters. This unexpected proposal has quickly become a hot topic of discussion, generating a mix of amusement, curiosity, and criticism. The Announcement During…
Click to Keep ReadingParis Olympics Organizers Apologize for Being Too Fabulous Despite Backlash from Conservatives
In an unexpected turn of events, the organizers of the Paris 2024 Olympics have issued an apology for what some have deemed an excessively fabulous display during the opening ceremonies. The glitzy and glamorous event, meant to showcase the beauty and culture of Paris, has…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a digital age where search engines seem to hold the answers to all our questions, a new controversy has erupted. Conservatives are up in arms because Google’s autocomplete feature does not suggest results when typing “assassination attempt Trump.” The outrage, fueled by the belief…
Click to Keep ReadingDonald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft dodging during the Vietnam War, Trump is now dodging Kamala Harris in a debate for the 2024 election. This skill, honed over decades, proves that Trump is not just any…
Click to Keep Readingformer President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief that if he were shot and died, he would be reincarnated as a sloth, has left both supporters and critics scratching their…
Click to Keep ReadingChicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Calls on Master Splinter and the TMNT to Help Curb City Violence
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has reached out to Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) to assist in curbing the violence plaguing the city. The announcement has captured the public’s imagination and sparked a wave of both hope and skepticism among Chicago residents.…
Click to Keep ReadingIn the land of the free, where liberty and the pursuit of happiness are cornerstones of the American Dream, there exists a paradoxical realm known as the Homeowners Association (HOA). This peculiar institution, governing many suburban neighborhoods with an iron fist, has turned the dream…
Click to Keep ReadingAlex Jones Claims Fake Alex Jones is 30 to 40 Pounds Skinnier: “Deep State Doppelgänger!”
Alex Jones has now turned his tinfoil hat gaze inward, declaring that a fake, skinnier version of himself is being used by the deep state to discredit him. This latest twist has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, wondering if the theorist has…
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Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson