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During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to listen to the concerns of local farmers. But in classic Trump fashion, the event took an unexpected turn when he set his sights on an unusual target: John Deere. Known…
Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
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Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that will make you rich while owning the libs,” Trump’s latest venture has already set social media on fire with reactions ranging from…
Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces
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Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer is the subject of a Secret Service investigation after her behavior began to resemble a scene from Misery. This time, Trump is the…
A new study has confirmed what most of us already knew—80% of people in Zoom meetings are faking interest. Meanwhile, the other 20%? They’re too busy staring at themselves to notice anyone else. The findings come from the Institute for Virtual Human Behavior, revealing that…
RFK Jr. Shocked by Public Shock Over 43 Mistresses in His Cellphone: “I’m a Kennedy After All…”
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In a move that’s raising eyebrows but leaving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. completely unfazed, the former environmental lawyer admitted to once having 43 mistresses in his cellphone contacts. Among them? His now-wife, Cheryl Hines. The revelation has left many shocked—but apparently not RFK Jr., who…
Georgia’s Election Board Mandates Voters Use Rocks Instead of Ballots: “A Stone-Cold Approach to Democracy”
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Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting methods. Because, apparently, nothing says “representative government” quite like throwing stones. The board’s reasoning? “We wanted to get back to the roots…
In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance at P. Diddy’s legendary ‘Freak-Off’—an exclusive party known more for its wild, celebrity-fueled antics than for political networking. Known for his unorthodox approach,…
Greg Thompson watched exactly one YouTube video on health and wellness and is now, according to friends and family, “completely unbearable” at dinner parties. The video, titled “The Truth About What You’re Really Eating”, has transformed Greg from a laid-back guest into a self-proclaimed expert on nutrition, eager…
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely to rely on emotions rather than facts when forming political opinions. This groundbreaking revelation has many wondering: who needs evidence when you’ve…
In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has allegedly taken a leap into a scandal that could make even Matthew McConaughey’s character, Wooderson, blush. A new court filing…
In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors from becoming AI clones. The bills, strongly supported by SAG-AFTRA, require consent from performers or their estates before AI can replicate their…

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