BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron…
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A team of historians just revealed that a draft of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution, originally included a provision for the separation of “woke” and state. The provision, which has never before been made public, called for…
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In a heartwarming turn of events, a man who had lost his keys became an overnight hero after he found them by following expert advice to “look everywhere.” The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, had been frantically searching for his keys for hours before…
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The USFL and XFL have announced that they are now competing to see which professional football league will go bankrupt first. Both leagues have been struggling to stay afloat in the crowded sports market, and it seems that they have now resorted to a competition…
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Hollywood celebrities are up in arms over Elon Musk’s latest move to charge people for Twitter Blue verification. The move has been met with a wave of outrage from A-listers who are used to receiving free things all the time, like expensive swag bags at…
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BREAKING – SpaceX’s fully stacked Starship exploded shortly after take-off after clearing the tower during today’s highly anticipated test mission. The main object of the mission was to successfully launch and land the Starship, but unfortunately, it ended in flames. When asked for comment, SpaceX…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Senator Marco Rubio and Rep. Matt Gaetz have proposed a bill to defund the Florida Association of Broadcasters (FAB) because they claim its early morning emergency alert tests are disrupting their beauty sleep. According to a joint statement released by their…
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Jennifer Aniston spills her secret to success and the real reason she kept all those pieces of flair
In an exclusive sit-down interview with The Folly Times, Jennifer Aniston answers some of the burning questions we have about her past roles, favorite movie prop, and high-profile romances. The interview was conducted on April 1, 2023. The Folly Times: Good afternoon, Jennifer. Thank you…
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced that he will be running for president in 2024. Kennedy, who is the nephew of America’s 35th President John F. Kennedy, and the son of his Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, stated that he is running for office for…
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In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to avoid offending anyone. The decision came after years of controversy surrounding the store’s name and its potential to exclude those who do…
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Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax returns. Mr. Moovani has reportedly been left disheartened and dismayed by the significant amount of money the government has taken from his…
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Tamales are fighting back against the culinary tyranny of Taco Tuesday. With their delicious fillings wrapped in a warm corn husk, tamales have long been a favorite among Latin American communities. Yet, despite their popularity, they’ve been overlooked in the weekly celebration of Mexican cuisine…
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