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A couple from rural Ohio has found a newfound sense of happiness after being forced to stop watching their favorite Fox News host, Tucker Carlson. For years, Bob and Carol Johnson have faithfully tuned in to Carlson’s nightly show, eagerly consuming his fiery monologues and…
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A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her mother sees a newspaper headline about a Florida man getting into trouble with the law, she assumes it’s her daughter who is…
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Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop for Every American,” promises to provide free ice cream for all citizens if he is elected. Biden, who will be 82 years…
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Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he’s planning to selfishly colonize Mars to exploit its natural resources for his own financial gain. The shocking…
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Move over female test dummies, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has introduced test dog dummies to better understand the impact of pets on driver safety. This decision was made as a response to the increasing number of accidents caused by drivers who travel…
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Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after news broke of his trade to the New York Jets. According to sources close to the situation, Rodgers has grown tired of the bright lights and big cities that come…
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Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a lesser-known news network, has been invited by Vladimir Putin to run their programming. Sources say that Putin was impressed by Carlson’s unique…
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Women attending a Brantley Gilbert country concert in Atlanta last night reportedly began using the men’s bathroom due to the long line for the women’s facilities – and nobody seemed to care. Witnesses at the event, which took place at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, described scenes…
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BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his future plans. When asked about his departure, Carlson stated, “I can’t wait to bankrupt another ‘news’ media empire or maybe build my…
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A woman claims to have discovered the secret to communicating with plants. However, there’s a catch – according to her, plants are only willing to talk when they’re not busy. “I always knew there was more to plants than meets the eye,” said the woman,…
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Dylan Mulvaney, the rising American social media influencer, has recently caused controversy with her partnership with New York-based cosmetics company, Maybelline. The 26-year-old star has previously come under fire for her collaborations with other big brands, including Bud Light, Kate Spade, and Nike, with critics…
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