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Congressman to Big Screen: Matt Gaetz Lands Role as Butt-Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Remake
Congressman Matt Gaetz has landed the role of Butt-Head in the upcoming live-action remake of the beloved MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-Head. Gaetz, known for his headline-grabbing antics and legal troubles, has been hailed by the film’s producers as the perfect embodiment of the…
Click to Keep ReadingLas Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a friendly and unexpected conversation centered around their shared love for recipes incorporating copious amounts of ketchup. The unlikely duo set aside political…
Click to Keep ReadingBeaverton, Oregon – Nike has announced the launch of its very own platform called “Just Post It.” With this move, the renowned sportswear giant aims to revolutionize the way athletes communicate, self-promote, and engage with fans on the digital frontier. “Just Post It,” a tongue-in-cheek…
Click to Keep ReadingFreedom Caucus Finally Files for Divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s Not You, It’s Us”
The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Citing irreconcilable differences and an irrepressible need to maintain their reputation, the caucus revealed that the time had…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Jr. and Hunter Biden’s Unlikely Night Out Together: A Mix of Politics and Partying
Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to the wind and embracing a night of unabashed revelry. Witnesses at the scene reported their jaws dropping as they witnessed the once…
Click to Keep ReadingVermont – A group of disgruntled cows owned by the renowned ice cream company, Ben & Jerry’s, have filed a lawsuit against the very company they once served. The bovine plaintiffs allege that Ben & Jerry’s has been stealing their milk to create their delectable…
Click to Keep ReadingThe United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to provide lessons on Karen-esque behavior to their minority counterparts. The ruling, which aims to bridge the gap in “Karen culture,” has left many scratching their heads while others raise concerns…
Click to Keep ReadingOverstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its well-established name and rebrand itself as Bed Bath & Beyond. While many consumers and analysts initially scratched their heads at this puzzling decision, industry experts are now predicting a disastrous…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based considerations are unconstitutional and instead, mandated a new and innovative criterion for…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is said to hold powerful secrets capable of influencing governments and elections, stirring…
Click to Keep ReadingStarbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a brewing revolution, these coffee connoisseurs are determined to prove that the art…
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-Thomas Jefferson