At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of…
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine’s alleged violation of a no drone zone. According to reports, two Ukrainian drones were spotted flying over a restricted area, prompting Putin to issue a scathing rebuke. “This is an outrageous violation of our sovereignty and…
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Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching a new beer called “Bruh Light,” aimed at the young male demographic. The announcement comes on the heels of a controversial ad campaign featuring Dylan Mulvaney, which received widespread backlash…
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In the wake of the Hollywood writers’ strike, studio executives are frantically seeking a new solution to keep the entertainment industry afloat. The answer they have found? ChatGPT+. ChatGPT+ is a new service offered by OpenAI that provides a personalized writing assistant, capable of generating…
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Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe Biden’s press secretary, made an unusual move by blaming the Trump administration for the Biden administration’s failures. While some may see this as a bold political strategy, others are scratching their heads in confusion. When asked about the recent surge of illegal…
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A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for inappropriate behavior and touching during a speech a couple of years ago. According to sources, the cardboard cutout was brought to the event as a prop to…
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In response to the ongoing teacher shortage in Arizona, state officials have begun a controversial initiative to enlist prisoners as educators in the state’s public schools. According to officials, the idea to use prisoners as teachers was borrowed from the state of California, which has…
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In preparation for May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, Google and other tech companies are scrambling to gear up their servers for the onslaught of memes. According to a recent report, May 4th sees a staggering 250% increase in meme usage, second…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in place during the last ice age were the solution to the problems of the modern world. She believed that if humans could survive the harsh and unforgiving conditions of that…
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The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 vice-presidential debate has reportedly testified before a federal grand jury as part of the ongoing investigation into the January 6th Capitol riot. According to sources close to the investigation, the fly,…
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President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes all the way back to his college days. Several former classmates of President Joe Biden have since come forward to claim that…
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At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing the substance of the lawsuit, DeSantis responded with a classic playground comeback. “I’m rubber, you’re glue,” DeSantis declared. “Whatever you say bounces…
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-Thomas Jefferson