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Conservatives Declare War on Student Loan Forgiveness, Whisper Sweet Nothings to PPP Loan Forgiveness
Selective outrage – conservatives across the nation have taken to the streets, airwaves, and social media to vehemently protest against student loan forgiveness, all while conveniently looking the other way when it came to PPP (Paycheck Protection Program) loan forgiveness. The fervor surrounding student loan…
Click to Keep ReadingBeloved Game Show Host Bob Barker Passes Away at 99, Leaving a Void in Generations of Viewers
In a sad turn of events, legendary game show host Bob Barker has passed away at the age of 99, leaving behind a legacy that spanned generations. Barker, known for his charismatic presence and iconic catchphrases, became a comforting figure for countless children who were…
Click to Keep ReadingThe government has unveiled the world’s first-ever “Politician Theme Park.” Situated on the site of a former landfill, the park promises to provide visitors with an immersive experience of the ins and outs of political life. As you enter the park, you’re greeted by a…
Click to Keep ReadingFulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds
ATLANTA, GA – As former President Donald Trump turned himself in to Fulton County authorities, he didn’t just bring legal concerns to the table. In an unexpected twist, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has tacked on an additional charge related to what experts are…
Click to Keep ReadingPalm Beach, FL — Former President Donald Trump’s journey to catch a flight from his Florida estate to Georgia encountered an unexpected detour due to navigational hiccups. The incident highlighted that even the most seasoned travelers can fall victim to the capricious nature of modern…
Click to Keep ReadingAt the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a contender for the Republican nomination in the 2024 presidential race, took the stage and left both the audience and fellow candidates in stitches. Ramaswamy, known for his…
Click to Keep ReadingPALM BEACH, FLORIDA – Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former President Donald Trump has once again made headlines, this time for enlisting the help of his trusted IT person, Yuscil Taveras, to address what he called a “tremendous and urgent…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a means of escaping the constant demands of his two oldest sons, Donald Jr. and Eric. Sources close to the situation suggest that Trump believes prison could provide him with the…
Click to Keep ReadingSenator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet of a photo depicting a shark swimming in the flooded streets of…
Click to Keep ReadingDear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I’m hoping you can shed some light on my situation. You see, my wife has been utterly baffled, and dare I say, infuriated, by a peculiar issue that has arisen in our home. It involves…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and objective commentary on his own remarkable performance, ensuring that the American people…
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