Beaverton, Oregon – Nike has announced the launch of its very own platform called “Just Post It.” With this move, the renowned…
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The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Citing irreconcilable differences and an irrepressible need to maintain their reputation, the caucus revealed that the time had…
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Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to the wind and embracing a night of unabashed revelry. Witnesses at the scene reported their jaws dropping as they witnessed the once…
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Vermont – A group of disgruntled cows owned by the renowned ice cream company, Ben & Jerry’s, have filed a lawsuit against the very company they once served. The bovine plaintiffs allege that Ben & Jerry’s has been stealing their milk to create their delectable…
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The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to provide lessons on Karen-esque behavior to their minority counterparts. The ruling, which aims to bridge the gap in “Karen culture,” has left many scratching their heads while others raise concerns…
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Overstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its well-established name and rebrand itself as Bed Bath & Beyond. While many consumers and analysts initially scratched their heads at this puzzling decision, industry experts are now predicting a disastrous…
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Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based considerations are unconstitutional and instead, mandated a new and innovative criterion for…
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Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is said to hold powerful secrets capable of influencing governments and elections, stirring…
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Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a brewing revolution, these coffee connoisseurs are determined to prove that the art…
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In a press conference held yesterday, he proposed the use of lab-grown soldiers to fight against climate change. While the idea might sound like something out of a science fiction movie,…
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Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle of brawn versus brains is set to take place in the most…
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Famed podcaster Joe Rogan has once again proven that he possesses an uncanny ability to stumble upon “truths” that elude the rest of humanity. Rogan, who is known for his diverse range of interests, recently declared on his podcast that he had discovered a revolutionary…
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