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Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a series of allegations that they admit they don’t even know are true. Unfazed by trivialities such as evidence or facts, these courageous lawmakers are taking a stand against the tyranny…
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A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that the Earth is flat. However, there’s a twist: this belief seems to magically disappear as soon as they step away from their…
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In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton, a man known more for his command of the English…
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Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President Donald Trump’s “Indictment Strategy.” This audacious move, dubbed “Operation Wild Indictment,” involves…
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In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what lies ahead. With an air of anticipation, Trump boasted about the potential…
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Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the arrival of mid-June. The coffee giant, known for its seasonal flair, has wasted no time in dismantling the rainbow-themed displays and replacing them with twinkling lights and holly wreaths, much…
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the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The decision, hailed as a technological breakthrough by some and decried as the end of democracy by others, came after years of frustration…
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The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive news of adding 339,000 jobs in May, experts warn that this sudden surge in employment could spell disaster for the economy, leaving…
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The nation finds itself on the brink of a fabulous catastrophe as Pride Month sweeps the country with its vibrant colors and inclusive messages. Panic has spread among those who fear the insidious agenda of rainbows and love, leaving millions in distress and longing for…
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Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid for Arizona’s Governor. Lake, known for her outspoken conservative views and contentious…
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Today marks the first-ever celebration of “National Use Your Indoor Voice Day,” an occasion dedicated to embracing the long-lost art of speaking at a moderate volume. The event, which has taken the world by storm, aims to address the incessant noise pollution that has plagued…
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-Thomas Jefferson