New study finds most men still believe kale is a liberal plot and water is optional.…
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House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer has launched a bold new investigation into former President Joe Biden’s use of an autopen. The Republican majority believes the pen may have been the real commander-in-chief.…
A Hoboken man drank nine Monster Energies before jury duty. He cross-examined the vending machine, objected to gravity, and called himself “Judge Vibes.”…
Moody’s didn’t downgrade America for this, but maybe they should’ve. The DOJ just paid $5 million to a rioter’s family and took it from kids fighting cancer. Fiscal policy or fever dream? You decide.…
Mary from Ohio says her wallet may be empty, but her heart is full of patriotic indignation. Experts agree: it’s a powerful, if economically ruinous, stance.…
Angel Reese wants everyone to know she’s not upset about Caitlin Clark’s media hype. She’s “totally fine” and has the pinky swear to prove it.…
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should absorb the cost. “Inflation is a choice,” he added confidently.…
Smart appliances now offer health advice. But when one fridge locked up after four pints of ice cream, Americans snapped — and the pudding strikes began.…
Moody’s just downgraded the U.S. credit rating. Lawmakers promised reform, then wandered off mid-sentence. At least patriotism is still free.…
MAGA asks Trump to cancel Pride Month, calling it extreme. The LGBTQ+ community responded with grace, glitter, and one disco tank.…
Trump took aim at Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and the Supreme Court in one rant. Swifties responded faster than Congress ever will.…
What started as a casual RSVP turned into full-blown spiritual commitment. All Kyle wanted was potato salad. Now he serves Darnok, Flame God of Reckoning.…
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