Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds…
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What was meant to be a casual gathering of like-minded lawmakers turned into…
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Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe Biden, where they discussed none other than ice cream flavors. The audacious…
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In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer when a massive, blinding “X” appeared atop Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco. The whole scenario had an eerie resemblance to the infamous…
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Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive and explosive conversation with his favorite son, Don Jr., Trump admitted that his primary objective in seeking the highest office in the…
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Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is Taylor Swift’s concert success and merchandise sales. In a social media post-storm that rivaled his past social media tirades, Trump expressed his…
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In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced a radical marketing campaign to win back its core drinkers. Their strategy? An unbelievably bold move that has already sparked outrage and…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on the steps of the U.S. Treasury building. “Let me be clear,” Biden…
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San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport, with participants displaying their “athletic prowess” in the art of theft and…
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Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons. The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through the scientific community, came after years of painstaking research and data analysis.…
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Washington, D.C. – It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training to tackle the herculean task of “Joe-wrangling.” According to our elusive insider, President Joe Biden’s penchant for wandering off has become a notorious challenge for his security detail. “It’s like…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While most politicians would shy away from such legal troubles, Trump has embraced them with the same enthusiasm as a kid unwrapping Christmas…
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