Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a…
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Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is said to hold powerful secrets capable of influencing governments and elections, stirring…
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Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a brewing revolution, these coffee connoisseurs are determined to prove that the art…
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In a press conference held yesterday, he proposed the use of lab-grown soldiers to fight against climate change. While the idea might sound like something out of a science fiction movie,…
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Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle of brawn versus brains is set to take place in the most…
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Famed podcaster Joe Rogan has once again proven that he possesses an uncanny ability to stumble upon “truths” that elude the rest of humanity. Rogan, who is known for his diverse range of interests, recently declared on his podcast that he had discovered a revolutionary…
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Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered caper, stealing sugar packets and creamer from the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court break room. The incident unfolded late last week when an astute court staffer stumbled upon Justice…
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In a shocking turn of events, self-proclaimed life coach and former kickboxing champion Andrew Tate has been awarded the Nobel Prize for World Peace. The decision by the Nobel Committee has left the world both perplexed and amused, as the controversial internet personality is known…
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Fox News, the renowned bastion of balanced reporting, has proclaimed itself the “Official News Source of the Universe.” With a bold move that surpasses its previous accomplishments, the conservative media giant has managed to expand its jurisdiction far beyond planet Earth. During a primetime special…
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Washington, D.C. – Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her political career: she has officially filed her 100th set of articles of impeachment against President Joe Biden. Boebert, known for her fervent opposition to the Biden administration, celebrated the occasion…
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Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.” Trump, always one to make grand claims, promised to rectify the situation if he wins the 2024 presidential election. During a private…
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A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, “The Simpsons,” are now irrefutable evidence in court. The reason? It seems that the show has an uncanny ability to predict the future with astonishing accuracy. Legal scholars…
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