Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left many scratching their heads, DeSantis passionately declared that the beloved entertainment company…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony, and a Maui town succumbs to flames, this fervent band of believers…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part of her master plan,” proclaimed one staunch GOP supporter, waving a soggy…
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Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils. Reports from schools coast to coast reveal that an alarming number of students were unable to locate their pencils as they settled…
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A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which was reportedly written during his time in office, has ignited a wave of discussions and reactions across social media platforms. The content…
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Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss game at the Iowa State Fair. The self-proclaimed master of deal-making found himself at odds with the classic carnival challenge after failing…
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Russia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin has unveiled a unique offer that allows refugees to seek safe haven within its borders, provided they’re willing to trade in their passports for combat boots and join the Russian…
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In a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a new reality TV show was about to embark on a journey that would captivate audiences and baffle skeptics. “Flat Earth Expedition: Quest for the Edge” promised to take its viewers…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the Supreme Court to intercede in his ongoing legal battles. This comes after he pleaded not guilty to federal charges stemming from special…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by the iconic Judge Judy Sheindlin. Questioning the Fairness: Trump’s Bold Move Citing…
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Former President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less glamorous reason. As the city prepared for the ex-president’s third arraignment, the golden-plated aircraft touched down at the airport, adorned with an…
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