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Fulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds
ATLANTA, GA – As former President Donald Trump turned himself in to Fulton County authorities, he didn’t just bring legal concerns to the table. In an unexpected twist, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has tacked on an additional charge related to what experts are…
Click to Keep ReadingPalm Beach, FL — Former President Donald Trump’s journey to catch a flight from his Florida estate to Georgia encountered an unexpected detour due to navigational hiccups. The incident highlighted that even the most seasoned travelers can fall victim to the capricious nature of modern…
Click to Keep ReadingAt the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a contender for the Republican nomination in the 2024 presidential race, took the stage and left both the audience and fellow candidates in stitches. Ramaswamy, known for his…
Click to Keep ReadingPALM BEACH, FLORIDA – Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former President Donald Trump has once again made headlines, this time for enlisting the help of his trusted IT person, Yuscil Taveras, to address what he called a “tremendous and urgent…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a means of escaping the constant demands of his two oldest sons, Donald Jr. and Eric. Sources close to the situation suggest that Trump believes prison could provide him with the…
Click to Keep ReadingSenator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet of a photo depicting a shark swimming in the flooded streets of…
Click to Keep ReadingDear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I’m hoping you can shed some light on my situation. You see, my wife has been utterly baffled, and dare I say, infuriated, by a peculiar issue that has arisen in our home. It involves…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and objective commentary on his own remarkable performance, ensuring that the American people…
Click to Keep ReadingPresident Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists and turns they encounter while navigating the aisles, all thanks to the…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, Former Vice President Mike Pence, and former New…
Click to Keep ReadingCalifornia Government to Provide Free Tent Insurance to Sidewalk Residents After Hurricane Hilary
Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in cities like LA and San Francisco. This decision comes hot on the…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson