The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing to rising levels of national cringe.…
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Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks if everything’s okay.…
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