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Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell appearance that looked like an intergalactic exit interview.…
Trump and Musk shut down the budget-saving DOGE program and immediately brainstorm gold upgrades for the Oval Office, because irony is tax-deductible.…
Scientists discovered gold leaking from Earth’s core, but before you start digging, know it’ll take a billion years. Investors and billionaires remain undeterred.…
A second federal court has blocked Donald Trump’s unilateral tariffs, ruling the IEEPA can’t be used just because Trump “feels like it’s a big deal.” Trump reportedly called the decision “treasonous and frankly boring.”…
Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster are reportedly living together in Jackman’s New York penthouse, just weeks after his divorce. Sources say Deborra-Lee Furness is “shattered,” mostly because Foster got the espresso machine.…
Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin two weeks to take action on Ukraine, then invited him to the White House for a diplomatic lunch called “T.A.C.O. Tuesday,” claiming tacos could resolve foreign tensions.…
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt warned that referring to Donald Trump as “T.A.C.O.”, Trump Always Chickens Out, may lead to criminal charges. Critics say this is the pettiest First Amendment crisis ever.…
Taco Bell’s new Meal #47, featuring three chicken tacos in Doritos shells, is fueling rumors that the brand is trolling Trump over the viral “TACO” acronym: Trump Always Chickens Out.…
Nancy Mace is reportedly jealous of Dylan Mulvaney’s success. She’s filming TikToks, testing angles, and demanding the influencer treatment in Congress.…
Trump dismissed Wall Street’s “TACO” nickname by bragging about his tariffs and launching into a passionate defense of Taco Tuesday, claiming it’s the true taste of freedom.…
The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing to rising levels of national cringe.…
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