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A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which was reportedly written during his time in office, has ignited a wave of discussions and reactions across social media platforms. The content…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss game at the Iowa State Fair. The self-proclaimed master of deal-making found himself at odds with the classic carnival challenge after failing…
Click to Keep ReadingRussia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin has unveiled a unique offer that allows refugees to seek safe haven within its borders, provided they’re willing to trade in their passports for combat boots and join the Russian…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a new reality TV show was about to embark on a journey that would captivate audiences and baffle skeptics. “Flat Earth Expedition: Quest for the Edge” promised to take its viewers…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”
Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the Supreme Court to intercede in his ongoing legal battles. This comes after he pleaded not guilty to federal charges stemming from special…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by the iconic Judge Judy Sheindlin. Questioning the Fairness: Trump’s Bold Move Citing…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less glamorous reason. As the city prepared for the ex-president’s third arraignment, the golden-plated aircraft touched down at the airport, adorned with an…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself once again facing indictment, marking the third time in recent memory. The charismatic reality-TV-star-turned-politician is set to be arraigned at the Elijah…
Click to Keep ReadingU.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings
WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What was meant to be a casual gathering of like-minded lawmakers turned into…
Click to Keep ReadingThe House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe Biden, where they discussed none other than ice cream flavors. The audacious…
Click to Keep ReadingJerry Seinfeld Relives Classic “Chicken Sign” Episode with Elon Musk’s X-Traordinary Illumination
In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer when a massive, blinding “X” appeared atop Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco. The whole scenario had an eerie resemblance to the infamous…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson