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Oklahoma Superintendent Claims Nude Women on Office TV Were ‘Educational Diagrams About Sin’
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Joe Rogan Endorses Hunter Biden for 2028, Says America Ready for a President Who’s ‘Already Hit Rock Bottom’
Joe Rogan throws his weight behind Hunter Biden for 2028, calling him scandal-proof and “America’s most transparent crack philosopher.”…
Trump lands in Scotland to escape Epstein questions and discuss golf cart tariffs with confused EU officials.…
Congress To Quietly Ban Hemp After Realizing It Helps People Feel Better Without Lobbyists
Congress moves to ban hemp products after discovering they relieve stress without major lobbying.…
Mascot Arrested at Chuck E. Cheese, Kids Thought It Was Part of a Birthday Package Upgrade
Chuck E. Cheese’s mascot was arrested mid-party in Tallahassee for credit card fraud, giving kids an unforgettable law enforcement birthday moment.…
Trump Points at Random Blueprint, Demands Powell Justify Every Dollar Spent on a Staircase
During a visit to the Fed headquarters, Trump questioned the cost of a staircase and demanded Jerome Powell explain its financial conduct.…
The Trump White House has labeled “South Park” a “leftist terror cell” after a brutal season premiere and filed a $5 billion lawsuit seeking both cash and Satanic conjugal rights.…
Brigitte Macron Sues Candace Owens, Candace Responds: ‘Wouldn’t Be the First Frenchman in Drag to Slap Me’
After Brigitte Macron sued Candace Owens for defamation, Owens clapped back with constitutional rage and couture insults.…
IRS to Audit ‘Just the Poors and Regular Liars’ After Trump Budget Cuts Hit Rich-Guy Squad
Trump’s new IRS strategy targets the poor while wealthy taxpayers receive audit immunity and free golf tees.…
Uber’s new “Women+ Connect” accidentally creates America’s largest mobile group therapy network.…
Tony Robbins is suing AI bots for offering motivation without a $3,000 seminar or mandatory fire walk, claiming emotional and financial theft.…

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