President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning streak alive.” Critics say he’s honoring losers to own the libs.…
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Gavin Newsom tells Trump to arrest him, as the National Guard’s LA deployment turns into a taco truck crawl and lawsuits start flying.…
Laura Loomer claims AOC has gained 50 pounds in Congress, but the only thing really gaining traction is Loomer’s obsession. As AOC racks up legislative wins, Loomer racks up retweets — and not much else.…
As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided billionaire loyalties. Washington has thoughts, and maybe popcorn.…
Nearly 20,000 Chicagoans showed up to the Sky’s United Center debut—and promptly set a record for most expensive group nap in sports history, as the team lost 79-52 to the Indiana Fever.…
President Trump stumbled while boarding Air Force One, sparking a wave of social media mockery and drawing comparisons to his past jabs at Biden’s own stair mishaps.…
The Supreme Court ruled that all family arguments must be settled with thumb wars, ushering in a new era of justice at American holiday tables.…
Trump’s birthday parade tanks missed D.C. and invaded LA, mixing party chaos with military confusion for the wildest celebration yet.…
Trump sends 2,000 National Guardsmen to Los Angeles in a bold move to “retake” California, sparking avocado shortages, Instagram livestreams, and an immediate Hollywood movie deal.…
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