MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose moving it to February or replacing it with 1776 Day featuring barbecue and revisionist history.…
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Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his latest flag-raising ceremony. “All attention should be pointed north—toward my pole,” he declared.…
Donald Trump adds a new giant flagpole at the White House, claiming that only large flags qualify as real patriotism—and that smaller ones should apologies.…
Donald Trump criticized his own Fed pick Jerome Powell for not cutting interest rates, then suggested replacing him with a “real American” in a MAGA hard hat who once laid concrete at Mar-a-Lago.…
After being shoved mid-game, Caitlin Clark chose to discuss her team’s playoff win instead of the drama. Media outlets are now scrambling to understand what “sports” is again.…
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is senator-speak for “please stop making me look this dumb.”…
A massive medical study links marijuana use to increased heart attack and stroke risk, but critics say the researchers may just be very, very paranoid. Again.…
A Kansas man cut ties with his 5-year-old child after the youngster liked Disney’s live-action Snow White remake. The dad blamed wokeism, sparkles, and plot diversity.…
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical costume. Doctors say the symptoms were brought on by overexposure to synthetic patriotism and performance polyester.…
Russia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks and denial.…
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