Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego out of their airspace.…
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A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security denies it, but the image is still too weird for national security comfort.…
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC’s Democratic primary, and the right loses it like he personally moonwalked into Ground Zero.…
Andrew Cuomo accidentally promised to “rebuild thrust” instead of trust during a campaign speech, reigniting mockery over his past scandals and derailing his rebrand attempt in spectacular fashion.…
Welcome to the age where your back goes out more than you do. Whether you’re in denial, icing your knee from a “weird sleeping injury,” or genuinely excited about home warranties, this collection celebrates that weird in-between moment where you’re not old old—but you definitely have…
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A new bill may regulate future outbursts.…
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the deal exists.…
Governor Mike Braun just made Indiana the first state to toll every interstate. Lawmakers call it “flexible funding.” Drivers call it “a scenic tax trap.”…
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly Spirit. Legal, efficient, and just uncomfortable enough to count as a sentence.…
Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third. Instead, he’s rebooting The Apprentice to fire people on TV again.…
After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed to question anything, while everyone else got labeled unpatriotic and weird.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability, and possibly a return receipt.…
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