Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot, where vibes replaced budgets.…
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Trump Claims Journalist Leaked Secrets by “Looking Unpatriotic,” Demands She Be Fired “Like a Dog”
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After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets through tone and eyebrows, demanding she be “fired like a dog.”…
The late Richard Hurst, a.k.a. Deputy Cletus Hogg, received the loudest funeral in Tennessee history as fans staged doughnuts and MAGA chants outside Cooter’s Place.…
The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing them with patriotic poetry and specs last seen in a 2016 gas station flip phone.…
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice featured star guests, dramatic venue shifts, and a protest flotilla. It also proved one thing: romance is more impressive when launched with next-day shipping.…
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom End Engagement After Realizing “Firework” Was Just a Sparkler
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After nearly 10 years together, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have reportedly ended their relationship. Sources say the decision was mutual, but the drama remains deeply entertaining.…
The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll. Trump says the data shows “relaxed strength.”…
Supreme Court Rules States Can Defund Planned Parenthood, Suggests Women Use YouTube Tutorials Instead
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The Supreme Court ruled that Medicaid patients can’t sue states for defunding Planned Parenthood, clearing the way for South Carolina to block care access for thousands.…
Fortnite’s developer Epic Games is refunding $126 million to players misled by shady design tricks. Parents say they never thought “banana skin regret” would be a real household issue.…
Capitol Police Arrest Disabled Protesters for Offense of Having Conscience and Wheelchairs
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NEED TO KNOW Capitol Police arrested 34 people, including multiple disabled Americans in wheelchairs, during a protest against Medicaid cuts in Trump’s budget. Officers cited the group for “incommoding,” which is apparently still a word and now a crime. The arrests happened inside a Senate…
Brian “Liver King” Johnson was arrested in Austin after threatening Joe Rogan in an unhinged video. Authorities say caveman cosplay is not a valid defense.…
Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego out of their airspace.…

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