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Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to drum up support for Trump’s 2024 presidential bid, instead became a glaring reminder that enthusiasm for the MAGA movement might be waning…
Click to Keep ReadingChildless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless cat ladies. These feline enthusiasts have taken to mocking the annual deluge of photos and updates, sparking a wave of online controversy…
Click to Keep ReadingElon Musk Tries to Buy Naming Rights for Next Generation, Only to Discover ‘Gen X’ Was Already Taken
Elon Musk reportedly attempted to purchase the naming rights for the next generation of babies, aiming to leave his mark on future history. However, the tech mogul was left fuming when he discovered that his top choice, “Gen X,” had already been claimed by a…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a familiar face has announced his latest bid for office with a bold new slogan: “I Will Fix the Things I Promised to Fix in 2016 That I Didn’t If You…
Click to Keep ReadingDonald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous private jet. This unexpected development has ignited a media storm, with many questioning Trump’s choice and the implications of using such…
Click to Keep ReadingA cafeteria worker in Illinois has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after being convicted of stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from a local school district. The worker, whose identity remains clucked in secrecy, reportedly masterminded the elaborate scheme to throw the…
Click to Keep ReadingEric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This mid-flight incident adds an ironic twist to the ongoing drama surrounding the Trump family. Luxury Jet, Fragile Emotions The Trump family’s high-flying…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Responds to Campaign Hack by Vowing to Store Documents in Mar-a-Lago Guest Bathroom
In the wake of a recent hacking incident that compromised his campaign’s private documents, former President Donald Trump announced a drastic shift in his document storage strategy. Trump, never one to shy away from unconventional solutions, declared that he would no longer trust computers with…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Brags About “No Tax on Tips” Campaign Promise: “I Never Leave Tips Anyway, So No Taxes!”
Former President Donald Trump introduced a new campaign promise that is both bold and unmistakably Trump: a “No Tax on Tips” initiative. However, his follow-up comment captured even more attention. Known for his larger-than-life persona and unconventional remarks, Trump quipped that he never leaves tips…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Donald Trump’s private plane was reportedly repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills. The incident, which unfolded at the airport, has sparked a mix of reactions, with critics seizing the opportunity to poke fun at the “billionaire”-turned-politician. The Repossession According to…
Click to Keep Reading2024 former presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy appears to be taking fashion advice from none other than 90s comedy icon Pauly Shore. Known for his offbeat humor and quirky style, Shore seems to have inspired Ramaswamy’s latest campaign look—a cowboy hat paired with a Texas flag-designed…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson