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Snack Wrap Is Back, and This Time It’s Personal

Last updated: Tue, July 8, 2025 8:44 AM CT
By The Folly Times
3 Min Read
Woman with shocked expression holding three McDonald’s Snack Wraps near her open mouth
Snack Wraps are back — and she is not emotionally prepared.

NEED TO KNOW

  • McDonald’s announces return of the beloved Snack Wrap after over a decade of public begging, online petitions, and one armed standoff in a Minneapolis drive-thru.
  • New versions include Spicy and Ranch, featuring McCrispy Strips engineered for optimal 2 a.m. regret.
  • Also debuting: the Spicy McMuffin, a breakfast item critics describe as “hashbrowns with heat trauma.”

The Return of a Cultural Icon

After years of corporate stonewalling, emotional damage, and impassioned TikTok threats, McDonald’s has officially brought back the Snack Wrap. Now fortified with “McCrispy Strips” and offered in Spicy or Ranch, the wrap’s reintroduction marks a major concession in what economists are calling the “sauce wars of late capitalism.”

“This Is Our Moon Landing”

“We heard our fans loud and clear,” said a McDonald’s spokesperson, visibly sweating under fluorescent lights. “After careful analysis and several breakdowns in the test kitchen, we believe this version of the Snack Wrap will finally silence the millennial rage.” As of July 10, customers can once again clutch the familiar tortilla tube while crying in their cars.

Breakfast With a Kick

The chain is also rolling out the Spicy McMuffin starting July 9, for those who find regular indigestion too pedestrian. Available in three flavors ranging from “mild discomfort” to “HR violation,” the Spicy McMuffin is being promoted as the ideal way to start a chaotic day with meat, cheese, and a jolt of capsaicin-based self-loathing.

Consumer response has been mixed. Some praise the bold flavors, while others claim they’ve “seen things in that sausage patty that changed them.” Legal disclaimers now urge customers to chew responsibly and avoid making life decisions within 20 minutes of consumption.

This may just be the beginning. Insiders hint at the return of the McPizza, the McDLT, and something known only as “Project Snack³.” When asked for comment, Grimace simply whispered, “Soon,” and disappeared into a vape cloud.

I’ve never loved anything the way I loved the 2008 Ranch Snack Wrap. If they ruin this, I’ll unironically start a petition to secede from breakfast

TAGGED:Fast FoodMcDonald’sSnack WrapSpicy McMuffin

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