Why settle for socks when you can buy Dad’s love with power tools, gadgets, and fire hazards? Our editorial board combed through the internet’s most questionable shopping decisions so you don’t have to. Here’s what every modern father probably doesn’t need, but definitely wants.
Ryobi ONE+ 18V Lithium-Ion Starter Kit
Because Dad’s tool drawer should sound like a low-flying drone.
Give Dad enough battery power to lose every single charger in the garage, then buy three more because he forgot where he left them. Ryobi’s ‘Free One+ Tool’ offer ensures the family will one day discover a box of orphaned power tools while looking for a flashlight during a blackout.
Traeger Pro Series 22 Pellet Grill and Smoker
For the father who’s convinced smoking meat is a personality.
With enough grill space to cook for all the neighbors he’s never actually spoken to, Dad can now ruin $75 worth of ribs while obsessively monitoring the temperature on his phone. Warning: this purchase comes with unsolicited advice about the smoke ring and a lifetime supply of burnt hot dogs.
Solo Stove Bonfire Bundle
Perfect for dads who want to smell like a little campfire and a lot of regret.
Every dad deserves a $300 fire pit he’ll only use twice a year before deciding it’s too windy. Marvel as he summons the spirit of Bear Grylls and lights up the backyard—then panics when the HOA emails about ‘visible flames.’ Bonus: double the mosquitoes, half the satisfaction.
Meta Quest 3S 128GB VR Headset
So Dad can ignore the family in stunning virtual reality.
Let Dad escape into the metaverse where he can avoid chores in 4K resolution. Includes hours of yelling, “Wait, how do I get back to the menu?” and tripping over the dog. Perfect for anyone who wants to watch their father accidentally punch a lamp.
Blackstone 2-Burner Griddle w/ Cover
Because a man needs to flip pancakes outside.
There’s nothing Dad loves more than cooking breakfast outside while swearing at the propane tank. This griddle offers a flat-top cooking surface, ensuring 40% of pancakes will slide directly onto the patio. You’ll find him at sunrise, spatula in hand, muttering, “This is living.”
Bartesian Duet Cocktail Machine
For dads who think mixology is just pressing a button.
He’ll never have to speak to a real bartender again. Dad can enjoy perfect cocktails at the touch of a button, right before bragging to guests about his “secret ingredient” (it’s a plastic pod). Great for making drinks—and excuses.
Apple Watch Series 10 GPS 42mm
Finally, something that tells him to stand up and move every hour.
Upgrade Dad from shouting “What time is it?” across the house to receiving passive-aggressive notifications from his wrist. Bonus: now he can ignore your calls without taking his phone out of his pocket.
Jensen Cassette Player/Recorder
Because Dad swears his mixtapes sound better on cassette and you can’t prove him wrong.
Now he can relive his glory days, force-feed you Bob Seger, and record passive-aggressive notes for the whole family. Pairs best with Dad’s ancient box of tangled tapes and questionable dance moves.
Apple AirPods 4
Help Dad tune out your questions with style and state-of-the-art noise cancellation.
Now he can relive his glory days, force-feed you Bob Seger, and record passive-aggressive notes for the whole family. Pairs best with Dad’s ancient box of tangled tapes and questionable dance moves.
Ninja SLUSHi 5-in-1 Frozen Drink Maker
Turn every backyard barbecue into Margaritaville, whether Dad remembers the lyrics or not.
This beast blends, slushes, spikes, and ensures Dad’s summer parties are less ‘awkward small talk’ and more ‘brain freeze challenge.’ Also doubles as a milkshake machine for when he wants to act like it’s for the kids.
Closing Thoughts
Whether your dad is a grill master, gadget guy, or just likes to set things on fire in the backyard, there’s something on this list for him. And if not, there’s always socks. But let’s be honest—he’d rather have the Blackstone.
