NEED TO KNOW
- Rich Dad Poor Dad author Robert Kiyosaki warned “THE END is HERE” after a slow U.S. bond auction
- He claims the Fed bought $50 billion in bonds with “fake money,” which is definitely how bonds work
- Predictions include gold at $25,000, Bitcoin at $1 million, and silver finally being invited to sit with the cool metals
Financial Doomsday, Again, with Caps Lock
SCOTTSDALE — Author and financial apocalypse enthusiast Robert Kiyosaki has once again declared the end of the U.S. economy. In a post filled with urgency, chaos, and a curious lack of punctuation, he proclaimed that the Fed’s bond auction flopped and that America’s financial system has officially collapsed.
He blamed the Federal Reserve for buying $50 billion of its own debt using what he described as “fake money,” which he insists is not how government auctions work, but sounds scarier.
Gold to the Moon, Bitcoin to the Galaxy
Kiyosaki doubled down on his traditional doomsday trifecta: gold soaring to $25,000, silver to $70, and Bitcoin reaching between $500,000 and $1 million. Critics noted these are also the exact assets he’s been telling people to buy since 2009.
Economists confirmed the bond auction was actually fine, just not dramatic enough for doomsday influencers who’ve built their entire brand on warning about collapse every Tuesday.
New Book Alert (Not Even His)
Kiyosaki used the moment to recommend a book called The Big Print by Larry Lepard, because apparently when the world ends, what really matters is affiliate commissions.
Social Media Reactions Range from “Doomed” to “Dude”
X exploded with reactions. One user wrote, “Hyperinflation? I just paid $6.89 for oat milk. He might be onto something.” Another replied, “Rich Dad still yelling while Poor Dad quietly maxes out a Roth IRA.”
Quote of the Moment
May God have mercy on our souls, and may Coinbase finally fix their app!
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