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Woman Claims she Can Communicate with Plants, but Only When They’re Not Busy

Last updated: April 24, 2023 1:40 PM CT

A woman claims to have discovered the secret to communicating with plants. However, there’s a catch – according to her, plants are only willing to talk when they’re not busy.

“I always knew there was more to plants than meets the eye,” said the woman, who prefers to be known only as “The Plant Whisperer.” “But it wasn’t until I started paying close attention that I realized they were actually communicating with each other.”

According to The Plant Whisperer, she first discovered her unique gift while taking a stroll in the park. “I was just minding my own business, when suddenly, I heard a voice in my head,” she recalled. “It was a plant, and it was asking me to move out of the way so it could get more sunlight.”

Since then, The Plant Whisperer claims to have communicated with a variety of plants, including flowers, trees, and even weeds. However, she admits that his gift only works under specific circumstances.

“You have to catch them at the right time,” she explained. “Plants are very busy, you know – they’re always photosynthesizing, growing, and doing plant stuff. But if you catch them during their downtime, they’re usually more than happy to chat.”

The Plant Whisperer’s claims have been met with skepticism by some members of the scientific community, who argue that there is no evidence to support the idea that plants are capable of communication.

When asked about this criticism, The Plant Whisperer remained undaunted. “I know what I’ve experienced, and that’s good enough for me,” she said. “If other people want to believe that plants are just mindless, soulless things, that’s their loss. They’re missing out on some great conversations.”

As of now, The Plant Whisperer is continuing his mission to communicate with plants, and she encourages others to do the same. “Who knows what secrets they’re hiding?” she said. “Maybe they can teach us a thing or two about life.”

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