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Father Pinky Swears Not to Yell at Family for Slow Walking During Disney Vacation

Last updated: Mon, May 8, 2023 2:08 PM CT
By The Folly Times
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Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to yell at his family for not walking fast enough during their upcoming family vacation to Disney. Frillz, known for his impatience and desire to maximize every moment of his Disney experience, has reportedly been doing some reading and soul-searching in preparation for the family’s trip this year.

“I’ve realized that the key to a successful Disney vacation is to go with the flow,” Frillz stated. “I’m going to be patient, understanding, and loving. I’ll wait in line with my family, and we’ll enjoy the parks together at our own pace.”

This promise comes after a tumultuous vacation last year, during which Frillz allegedly yelled at his family for not keeping up with his breakneck pace, causing them to miss out on some of the best rides and attractions.

However, Frillz is confident that he can keep his promise this year. “I know I’ve let my impatience get the best of me in the past, but I’m determined to make this the best vacation ever for my family,” he stated.

The Frillz family is set to embark on their Disney adventure in the coming weeks, and we will be following their journey closely to see if Rich Frillz can truly keep his promise and go with the flow.

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