NEED TO KNOW
- Elphaba and Glinda return for Wicked: For Good, but their friendship is as noisy as ever.
- Dorothy finally makes her big-screen debut, still confused about her shoes and everyone else’s need to sing about lunch.
- Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo’s singing now requires local storm warnings for nearby viewers.
Wicked Returns, Neighbors Prepare Earplugs
The latest trailer for “Wicked: For Good” proves Oz never learns to keep it down. Elphaba and Glinda reunite, belting out notes that rattle windows across Munchkinland. Local authorities say this sequel could cause record-setting noise complaints before opening night.
Dorothy Still Lost, Still Singing
Dorothy finally steps into the chaos. She’s just as lost as before, clutching Toto and wondering why every snack break becomes a power ballad. Fans hope this time, someone explains why she can’t trade her magic shoes for sneakers and a bus ticket home.
Sing Loud, Sing Proud
Grande and Erivo promise a storm of high notes that could spark local tornado watches. Residents have started lining their windows with pillows. Even the flying monkeys have filed a complaint, demanding soundproof cages and fewer sequins in the choreography.
Plot Twist: Yelp Ratings and Munchkin Unions
In this sequel, Glinda and Elphaba work to improve Oz’s reputation online. They want Dorothy to leave her first five-star review. Meanwhile, the flying monkeys keep asking for dental insurance. With more drama and glitter than ever, the only thing missing is a cameo by the Wizard—still hiding out and refusing to pay union dues.
Quote of the Moment
Nothing says ‘for good’ like another two-hour debate about shoes and sparkles.
Glinda the Good Witch
