Key Takeaways
- Macaulay Culkin has purchased the iconic “Home Alone” house with plans to set it on fire.
- The actor cites unresolved childhood trauma from the film as the main reason for his decision.
- Fans are torn, with some supporting Culkin’s move and others demanding an annual reenactment instead.
In a shocking move, Macaulay Culkin has bought the famous “Home Alone” house. His goal? To burn it to the ground. The iconic residence, located in Winnetka, Illinois, has symbolized holiday mischief since the early ’90s. However, Culkin, now 43, says he’s ready to watch it go up in flames.
“I’ve spent 30 years being the kid who outsmarts burglars with paint cans and booby traps. It’s exhausting,” Culkin explained during a press conference outside the house. “Every holiday, people tag me in memes. I can’t even look at a doorknob without thinking about third-degree burns. This house? It’s the root of it all.”
A Final Goodbye
Culkin, famous for playing Kevin McCallister, has a clear vision for the house’s destruction. He plans to set it on fire in an over-the-top fashion that mirrors the traps from the movie. “I’ll probably start with a blowtorch,” he joked. “Maybe throw in a few firecrackers for good measure.”
Fan reactions have been mixed. Some support Culkin’s decision, recognizing the emotional weight of being forever tied to a Christmas classic. Others want him to turn it into an annual attraction, hosting tours during the holiday season. “Think of the Instagram opportunities!” one enthusiastic fan said.
Legal and Emotional Hurdles
Local officials, however, aren’t thrilled. “Setting a house on fire—even one as famous as this—could have legal consequences,” said Winnetka’s fire chief. Despite this, Culkin remains undeterred. “What are they going to do? I’m Kevin McCallister!” he joked. “They literally left me home alone twice in the movies. I can handle it.”
The decision also speaks to deeper issues. According to psychologists, it’s not uncommon for actors to struggle with iconic roles. Dr. Burn It All, a therapist specializing in celebrity identity crises, stated, “Macaulay Culkin is reclaiming control. For him, this house represents years of emotional baggage. Burning it down is symbolic.”
Moving On
For Culkin, this is more than a publicity stunt. “This is my final trap,” he said with a grin, “but this time, it’s for the memories.”
Once the house is gone, Culkin has simple plans. “I’ll probably grab a pizza and watch Home Alone like everyone else,” he added. “But I’ll enjoy knowing that house is finally gone.”
