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Canada to Trade Carly Rae Jepsen for Taylor Swift, a Singer to be Named Later and a Pile of Maple Syrup Money

Last updated: April 14, 2023 1:56 PM CT

OTTAWA, Canada – The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States, offering Carly Rae Jepsen, $250 million Canadian dollars, and a singer to be named later in exchange for Taylor Swift. The proposed deal has left many in the music industry reeling, with some questioning whether the price is too steep.

At a press conference held earlier today, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the proposal, stating that the negotiations had been ongoing for several months. “We believe that this trade will be a game-changer for both Canada and the United States,” he said, “It’s win-win.”

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Under the proposed exchange, Carly Rae Jepsen, the Canadian singer known for her hit song “Call Me Maybe,” would be sent to the United States along with $250 million Canadian dollars and a promising young singer, in exchange for Taylor Swift, the American pop superstar with a massive global following.

The announcement has generated a wide range of reactions, with many Canadians expressing sadness at the thought of losing both Jepsen and a promising young talent. “I can’t believe they’re willing to give up so much for just Taylor Swift,” said one distraught fan. “Carly Rae Jepsen is a national treasure, and we should be doing everything we can to keep her in Canada.” Meanwhile, some Canadians have been more receptive to the idea, with many expressing excitement at the prospect of acquiring such a high-profile musician. “Taylor Swift is an absolute icon,” said one music industry insider. “We’re thrilled to have the opportunity to bring her to the Country.”

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On the other hand, some Americans are skeptical about the trade as well. “I don’t know who Carly Rae Jepsen is,” said one confused fan. “And I’m not sure I want to trade Taylor Swift for someone I’ve never heard of.”

The proposal has also raised concerns about the state of relations between the two countries. “This is a clear sign that the relationship between Canada and the United States has deteriorated,” said one political analyst. “If we’re willing to trade our beloved singers like this, what’s next? Are we going to start trading hockey players or maple syrup?”

Despite the mixed reactions, the Canadian government appears determined to move forward with the trade. Sources close to the negotiations have suggested that the “singer to be named later” could be a rising star in the Canadian music industry, with the potential to make a significant impact in the coming years.

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As the trade negotiations continue, music fans on both sides of the border are eagerly anticipating the outcome, with many wondering how the proposed deal will impact the music industry in both countries. One thing is for certain: the proposed trade is a bold and ambitious move that could have far-reaching consequences for the Canadian and American music scenes.

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