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Burning Man Mud Jam Declared Art Installation, Not Traffic Snarl

Last updated: Tue, September 5, 2023 1:57 PM CT
By The Folly Times
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Burning Man, the festival that turns the Black Rock Desert into a temporary city of art, techno-music, and dubious hygiene, came to an end last week. Drone footage showed thousands of vehicles painstakingly exiting the area through thick mud. However, in true Burning Man fashion, many festival-goers insisted the mud was not a sign of poor weather conditions, but rather a deeply conceptual, immersive art installation designed to challenge the norms of automotive mobility and personal comfort.

“Dude, you don’t get it. This mud is, like, a metaphor for the sticky situations in life we can’t avoid,” said Moonbeam Stardust, a six-time Burning Man attendee, while scraping mud off her Subaru with a piece of wood she swore was from the original Burning Man effigy. “It’s about resilience, about humanity’s struggle against, um, dirt. Or something.”

Festival organizers, caught off guard by the sudden weather change that turned the desert into a quagmire, quickly adapted to the narrative. “Yes, the MudXperience™ is a new installation we’re trial running. The idea is to force participants to slow down and reevaluate their rapid and unsustainable pace of life,” said Daisy Enlightenment, spokesperson for the festival. “We’ll probably make it an annual event, depending on the climate… I mean, depending on the collective vibes we’re feeling.”

Local towing companies were swamped with calls, but they too adopted the event’s spirit. “It’s not a tow; it’s a mechanical shamanic journey,” said Tom “Desert Fox” McAllister, owner of Tom’s Towing. “For just $399, my team will not only free your car from the mud but also cleanse its aura and check its chakra alignment. It’s a steal.”

Several attendees have filed class-action lawsuits against the Burning Man organizers for the inconvenience and cost of car repairs. However, their claims have been muddled—quite literally—by counterclaims that they are simply not ‘getting it’ and are not cut out for the transformational hardships that define the Burning Man experience.

In related news, a petition has started to replace next year’s Burning Man with “Mudding Man,” a festival dedicated entirely to celebrating and understanding mud. Whether or not it gains traction remains to be seen.

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