Dells Drop $6.25 Billion Into Trump Accounts, Say It’s the Only Way Kids Will Ever Afford Rent

Donald Trump and Billionaires fund kids’ futures because the economy forgot to.

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Michael and Susan Dell stand together shortly after discovering compound interest will let today’s newborns retire in 2043 while everyone else works forever.
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  • The Dell family dropped $6.25 billion into Trump Accounts for kids nationwide.
  • The donation aims to help children someday afford rent, or at least a security deposit.
  • Business leaders praised the move, although several admitted it highlights how doomed the economy feels.

Michael and Susan Dell announced a $6.25 billion donation to children’s investment accounts this week, and they framed it as a simple act of kindness. They described it as a bold effort to help young Americans reach financial stability long before adulthood. Because rent prices continue to rise, they said the country must start investing in children while they are still soft and portable. Their message landed with surprising force across the political spectrum.

The donation enters Trump Accounts, which were created under the recent Invest America Act. These accounts allow funds to grow without taxes until kids reach adulthood. Supporters praised the effort, since it fills gaps for families who otherwise struggle to invest anything at all. Critics, however, noted that it also highlights how bleak the housing market has become. Some joked that by the time these kids turn eighteen, a studio apartment might cost as much as a used yacht.

A Billionaire Solution to a National Crisis

Business leaders lined up to applaud the Dells. They argued that compound growth could change lives if families begin early enough. Yet several admitted privately that the gesture feels like a flashlight stuck inside a cavern. The light helps, although it also reveals how deep the hole goes. Because wages remain slow to rise, private gifts now carry more weight than many public programs. The Dells said they hope the donation inspires others to join the effort.

Government officials welcomed the contribution. They said it proves the Trump Accounts work as intended. They claimed that private giving will match public support over time. They also stressed that families need help now. The cost of living keeps climbing, and young Americans face a future full of fees, fines and oddly specific subscription services. Officials believe the accounts will give kids a chance to build savings before they even start school.

Rent, Reality and the Future Kids Did Not Ask For

Youth advocates said the donation gives families hope. They pointed to the power of compounding, which can turn small contributions into meaningful savings. Still, many joked about the future. They imagined eighteen year olds celebrating their first rent payment like it was a graduation ceremony. The public reacted with humor, but the concern beneath the laughter was easy to spot. Because rent has outpaced the economy for years, any support matters.

If kids need investment accounts to pay rent, we should probably talk about the rent

Dr. Helena Wirth, Institute for Economic Honesty

The Dells described their gift as an investment in the next generation. They said children deserve the chance to thrive. Their optimism resonated, although the idea of billionaires funding basic survival raised questions across social media. People wondered why kids require investment portfolios to secure a place to live. Yet most agreed that the donation will help. For now, families will cling to the hope that even small growth today could ease the pressure years from now.

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