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Kari Lake Plans Move to Russia for “Fair Election” Hopes
Phoenix, Arizona - Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country's "fair election" system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid…
Today is National Use Your Indoor Voice Day, World Record Set for Loudest Whisper
Today marks the first-ever celebration of "National Use Your Indoor Voice Day," an occasion dedicated to embracing the long-lost art of speaking at a moderate volume. The event, which has taken the world…
Polling Industry Shocked to Discover Most Polls are Just Really Bad at Polling
A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization's talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…
Royal Blunder: King Charles Forgets to Turn off Stove Before Coronation
London, UK - King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach on Saturday morning, waiting for the all-clear to enter for their historic ceremony at London’s…
Putin Outraged as Ukraine Violates Drone No-Fly Zone Ignoring Their Own Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine's alleged violation of a no drone zone. According to reports, two Ukrainian drones were spotted flying over a restricted area, prompting Putin to issue…
Elon Musk’s Insane Plot to Conquer Mars and Rule the Galaxy with an Electric Fist
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he's planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
Putin Hires Tucker Carlson for Expertise in Spreading Fake News
Moscow (Russia) - In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a lesser-known news network, has been invited by Vladimir Putin to…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING - To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
Paws for Alarm: President Biden’s Dog Revealed as Russian Spy
Washington D.C. - After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden's German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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