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Phoenix, Arizona - Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country's "fair election" system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid…

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Today marks the first-ever celebration of "National Use Your Indoor Voice Day," an occasion dedicated to embracing the long-lost art of speaking at a moderate volume. The event, which has taken the world…

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A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization's talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…

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Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he's planning to selfishly colonize Mars…

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