In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 vice-presidential debate has reportedly testified before a federal grand jury as part of the ongoing investigation into the January…
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President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes all the way back to his college days. Several former…
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At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing the substance of the lawsuit, DeSantis responded with a classic…
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A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her mother sees a newspaper headline about a Florida man getting…
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Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop for Every American,” promises to provide free ice cream for…
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BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his future plans. When asked about his departure, Carlson stated, “I…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Senator Marco Rubio and Rep. Matt Gaetz have proposed a bill to defund the Florida Association of Broadcasters (FAB) because they claim its early morning emergency alert tests are…
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Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax returns. Mr. Moovani has reportedly been left disheartened and dismayed…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in…
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Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not what anyone expected. Instead of shutting down the stores, Walmart…
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