From Crib Notes to the Oval Office: Biden’s Cheating Scandal!
President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”
At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing…
Georgia Woman ‘Florida Mann’ Begs Florida Men to Clean Up Their Act and Stop Ruining Her Reputation
A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her…
Biden Scoops Up Support with Free Ice Cream Campaign, Promises to Keep Bedtime Before 8pm
Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop…
Tucker Carlson Leaves Fox, Vows to Bankrupt Another ‘News’ Outlet
BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his…
Rubio and Gaetz Sound Alarm on Early Morning Alert Tests: Demand Beauty Sleep for All Floridians
Washington D.C. – Republican Senator Marco Rubio and Rep. Matt Gaetz have proposed a bill to defund the Florida Association of Broadcasters (FAB)…
You Can’t Tax This: Young American Identifies as Tax-Exempt After First Tax Filing
Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax…
Jim Jordan Reveals Real Reason for Supporting Trump: Desperate Need for Presidential Pardon, Also Really Likes Red Hats
Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because…
Walmart Pilots New Concept in Chicago – From Supercenter to Supermax
Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA)…
