Land of the Free, Home of the HOA
In the land of the free, where liberty and the pursuit of happiness are cornerstones of the American Dream, there exists a paradoxical…
Kamala Harris Considering Jimmy Carter as VP After Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race
Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly considering former President Jimmy Carter as her running mate after President Joe Biden announced his decision to…
Trump Campaign, in Desperate Hail Mary, Starts Consulting with Andrew Tate
The Trump campaign has begun consulting with none other than Andrew Tate, the notorious internet personality known for his provocative statements and polarizing…
Lauren Boebert Claims Liberals Are Racist for Calling Trump ‘Orange Man’
In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has accused liberals of racism for referring to…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Devastated by Biden’s Withdrawal: Secret Crush on Hunter Revealed
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is reportedly devastated by President Joe Biden’s decision to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race. While her public…
MAGA Hopes Kamala Picks Someone Named Brandon as VP to Keep Their Bumper Stickers Relevant
In the wake of President Joe Biden’s announcement to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race and endorse Kamala Harris as his successor, MAGA…
Judge Tosses Trump Documents Case, Cites “Official Presidential Duty” of Flushing Papers Down the Toilet
A federal judge has dismissed the high-profile documents case against former President Donald Trump, ruling that the prosecutor in charge was unlawfully appointed.…
Democrats Ask Nicely That Illegals Do Not Vote in Federal Elections as Republican-Led House Passes Bill Requiring Proof of Citizenship to Vote
WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led…
Republicans’ Plan to Turn America into “The Handmaid’s Tale
Welcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to…
Texas Governor Greg Abbott Focuses on Political Theater While Houston Sizzles in the Dark
Governor Abbott’s Latest Act: Ignoring Real Issues While Houston residents swelter in the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl, Governor Greg Abbott is busy starring…
