Man Identifies as Illegal Immigrant to Cash in on ‘All the Perks’
In an unusual and controversial move, a man has publicly announced that he now identifies as an illegal immigrant. He argues that by…
The Art of Not Being Captured by Death
Former President Donald Trump, the entrepreneur with hair as iconic as his tweets, decided to delve into the necromantic art of comedy. His…
Cheryl Hines Launches ‘First Lady of Conspiracy’ Fashion Line Amidst RFK Jr.’s Trump Endorsement
Cheryl Hines, known for her role in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and less enthusiastically for being Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s (RFK Jr.) spouse, has…
Kamala Proposes to Raise Yearly Subscription Fees to Live in the U.S.
Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in the United States. While this move is already…
Far-Left Protesters Slammed as Hypocrites for Staying at Trump Hotel During DNC Protests in Chicago
Far-left protesters in Chicago, who are demonstrating against the Democratic National Convention (DNC), have been called hypocrites for staying at the Trump Hotel.…
Kamala Harris Spotted Eating Doritos, J.D. Vance Vows to Boycott: “What Will I Wash Down with My Racist Diet Mt. Dew Now?
Vice President Kamala Harris recently enjoyed a bag of Doritos, sparking an unexpected reaction. Senator J.D. Vance, known for his outspoken views, vowed…
New Major Hack Exposes Every American’s Social Security Number, But Nobody Cares Anymore
In what would once have been a headline-grabbing event, a new major hack has compromised every American’s Social Security number, along with physical…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
Donald Trump Borrows Jeffrey Epstein’s Jet After His Plane Is Repossessed
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s…
