San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm.…
The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and politicians high-fiving each other. The secret behind this…
Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all…
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a…
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their…
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles,…
the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The…
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive…
Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the…
NASA has announced the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life forms actively seeking Earth citizenship. These otherworldly beings, affectionately referred to as “UFOs” by…