In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
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It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the…
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Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention. The decision has left many scratching their heads, as Chicago has…
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After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield Missouri, woke up to a world that was vastly different from the one he remembered. He was devastated…
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Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from his childhood after a staffer overheard him telling his wife that he was upset with Minnie Mouse for…
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is claiming that he did not understand the law when it came to disclosing lavish trips and vacations he accepted from a billionaire and GOP megadonor. Thomas explained…
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ADAMS COUNTY, Pa. – Following the arrest of Tony Saunders, who was caught driving a stolen school bus while naked and carrying a dead deer in Pennsylvania, officials in Florida have reportedly offered…
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Former news anchor and losing Republican candidate for Arizona governor, Kari Lake, was caught by the police for driving on a highway without wearing a seatbelt travelling at a high rate of speed.…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump’s arraignment in Manhattan may have caused some tension, but it had an unexpected outcome: New York City residents coming together to tell Representative Marjorie Taylor…
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In a shocking incident that left the residents of Montana in disbelief, a freight train carrying beer derailed in the early hours of the morning. According to eyewitnesses, the train was carrying a…
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