Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after news broke of his trade to the New…
The USFL and XFL have announced that they are now competing to see which professional football league will go bankrupt first. Both leagues…
In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to…
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor performance on the mound this season – United…
In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a…
Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race…
AUGUSTA, Ga. – Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the 2023 Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club due to a foot injury, but…
MIAMI, FL – A recent poll of attendees at the UFC 287 event in Miami showed that former President Donald Trump is more…
In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball, a local grocery store in Missouri has introduced…
In a recent social media post, former President Donald Trump has criticized Jill Biden’s decision to invite the losing NCAA Women’s basketball team,…