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ESPN and NFL Network Announce New Streaming Tier: $89.99/Month to Watch Your Team Lose in Peace
ESPN’s new $89.99 tier lets you stream just your favorite team’s embarrassing losses, now with extra zoom on fumbles.
Trump ‘Declassified’ Golf Scorecard, Says Losers ‘Just Don’t Golf at My Level’
Trump says his golf victory was so obvious it didn’t need counting, just “loyalty.”
WNBA Launches ‘Bring Your Own Dildo’ Night to Take Back the Court
In response to a string of sex toy tosses during games, the WNBA embraces chaos with “Bring Your Own Dildo” Night.
Brickyard Fans Torn Between Racism and Horsepower, Settle for Mild Seizure
Bubba Wallace’s historic Brickyard win leaves NASCAR fans unsure whether to clap, cry, or secede again.
WNBA Players Demand to Be Paid What They’re Worth, Accidentally Slash Their Own Salaries
WNBA All-Stars demanded to be paid what they’re worth. Unfortunately, the math didn’t go their way.
Chicago Confirms Sky Is Not Falling — Angel Reese Now Playing All Five Positions
Chicago Sky announces Angel Reese will now play all five positions after another dominant performance, calling her “the only operational department we have.”
Fans Boo President Trump at FIFA Final, He Orders Booing Section Deported to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’
After fans booed President Trump at the FIFA Club World Cup Final, he responded by ordering them deported to a Florida swamp facility dubbed Alligator Alcatraz.
2K Picks Angel Reese Over Caitlin Clark to ‘Generate Engagement Through Chaos’
NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital storm they wanted.
Trump to Host UFC Fight on White House Lawn, Offers Biden “Opening Bout” in Lawn Chair Joust
Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday, inviting Biden to warm up with a lawn chair joust.
