As NFL fans settle in for the first football Sunday of the year, the league’s new kickoff rule has sparked controversy among old-school enthusiasts. Designed to improve player safety, the rule has angered…
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In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to avoid offending anyone. The decision came after years of controversy…
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Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor performance on the mound this season – United Airlines. According to sources close to Bass, the 35-year-old has…
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In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a new policy of not selling Bud Light until the fourth…
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Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race that will be held in the city in early July.…
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AUGUSTA, Ga. – Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the 2023 Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club due to a foot injury, but many golf fans are questioning whether the injury is real…
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MIAMI, FL – A recent poll of attendees at the UFC 287 event in Miami showed that former President Donald Trump is more popular than current President Joe Biden among fight fans when…
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In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball, a local grocery store in Missouri has introduced an order clock at its deli counter. The innovative new…
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In a recent social media post, former President Donald Trump has criticized Jill Biden’s decision to invite the losing NCAA Women’s basketball team, the Iowa Hawkeyes, to the White House along with the…
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Iowa’s star player Caitlin Clark has become almost superhuman, surpassing all previous records in NCAA Women’s Basketball. Her achievements have reached beyond the limits of historic and entered the realm of the extraordinary,…
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Gym rats across the country are expressing concern over the upcoming Easter holiday and the tradition of coloring eggs. The fear? That the increased demand for eggs will drive up prices, making it…
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