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White Smoke Signals New Pope, Vatican Later Clarifies It Was Just the Epstein Client List Being Incinerated
Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client list. Divine timing or strategic smokescreen?
Vatican Black Smoke Causes Stir, Turns Out to Be Burnt Pizza from Local Chef Giuseppe Spatoloni
The Vatican’s papal smoke tradition was briefly interrupted after a pizza chef accidentally smoked out the conclave. Vatican confirms: no pope, just pepperoni.
Make the Vatican Great Again: Trump Declares Himself Pope
Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way more charisma.”
Paris Olympics Organizers Apologize for Being Too Fabulous Despite Backlash from Conservatives
In an unexpected turn of events, the organizers of the Paris 2024 Olympics have issued an apology for what some have deemed an excessively fabulous display during the opening ceremonies. The glitzy and…
Trump Reveals Buddhist Beliefs on 2024 Campaign Trail: “I’d Come Back as a Sloth”
former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief that if he were shot and died, he would be…
California School Sends Student Home for Wearing Cross Necklace, Cites ‘Cross Contamination’
A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to…
Christian Communities Call for Ban on Footloose Movie to Avoid Rebellion Among Youth
In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion…
Leaked Audio: Pope Francis Tells Inappropriate Joke at Jimmy John’s, Involving a Nickel and a Pickle
A leaked audio clip from 2015 has surfaced that reveals a disturbing interaction between Pope Francis, a customer at Jimmy John's when he visited the United States, and one of the employees. The…
Local Man Insulted By Rainbow After Rain
In a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According…
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