Trump shocked religious leaders at a White House luncheon by proclaiming himself the 13th Apostle, calling Judas “a weak closer” and referencing $1.95…
Pastor Joel Osteen admits prayer doesn’t work but still encourages followers to tithe generously — now offering miracle subscription tiers and monogrammed faith…
JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims he’s coming in peace. Rome is lighting extra…
Pope Leo XIV has customized his quarters with a Walter Payton Fathead, Da Bears posters, and a side of Midwestern reverence. Heaven, meet…
Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Pope Leo XIV, but his hometown isn’t waiting for formalities. He’s Da Pope now and the deep dish is…
Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…
Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client…
The Vatican’s papal smoke tradition was briefly interrupted after a pizza chef accidentally smoked out the conclave. Vatican confirms: no pope, just pepperoni.…
Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way…
In an unexpected turn of events, the organizers of the Paris 2024 Olympics have issued an apology for what some have deemed an…