Fly That Landed on Mike Pence’s Head Testifies Before Grand Jury in Jan. 6 Probe
The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 vice-presidential debate has reportedly testified before a federal grand…
From Crib Notes to the Oval Office: Biden’s Cheating Scandal!
President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”
At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing…
Arizona man voted for Biden 4 times in 2020, plans to only vote once in 2024
An Arizona man who made headlines for voting for Joe Biden four times in the 2020 election has announced that he plans to…
Biden Scoops Up Support with Free Ice Cream Campaign, Promises to Keep Bedtime Before 8pm
Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop…
Putin Hires Tucker Carlson for Expertise in Spreading Fake News
Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a…
Tucker Carlson Leaves Fox, Vows to Bankrupt Another ‘News’ Outlet
BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his…
DeSantis Accused of Sending Dragon Slayer to Disney to Take Down Show Prop
BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis…
Founding Fathers Considered Separation of Woke and State in Bill of Rights
A team of historians just revealed that a draft of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution,…
Rubio and Gaetz Sound Alarm on Early Morning Alert Tests: Demand Beauty Sleep for All Floridians
Washington D.C. – Republican Senator Marco Rubio and Rep. Matt Gaetz have proposed a bill to defund the Florida Association of Broadcasters (FAB)…
