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Liberals Introduce Gender-Neutral Term for Boycott: ‘Nonconformity Celebration’

In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term,…

Conservatives Resort to Potato Sack Couture After Exhausting All Companies to Boycott

Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express…

Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”

Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all…

Democrats Demand Additions to Mount Rushmore, Featuring Diverse Figures of Historical Significance

Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put forth an extraordinary proposal to expand Mount Rushmore.…

Georgia Officials Propose Rewriting History Books to Feature Confederate Soldiers as True Heroes

Atlanta, Georgia – In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected officials in Georgia have put forth a controversial…

Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography

The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city…

DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt Disney Company to build a new complex in…

Ted Cruz Presents: TedEx – A 20-Hour Event on Avoiding Responsibility, Cancun Not Included

Houston, TX – In a stunning display of commitment to his constituents, Senator Ted Cruz has announced the inaugural “TedEx” event, a 20-hour…

Biden’s New Plan to Solve Inflation: “Please, Pretty Please?”

In an attempt to address the rising cost of living, President Joe Biden announced a new plan on Monday. “I’ve been thinking about…

Texas Passes Bill to Keep Highways Straight

In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed a bill that would prevent gay people from…

Politics - Page 38

Liberals Introduce Gender-Neutral Term for Boycott: ‘Nonconformity Celebration’

Conservatives Resort to Potato Sack Couture After Exhausting All Companies to Boycott

Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”

Democrats Demand Additions to Mount Rushmore, Featuring Diverse Figures of Historical Significance

Georgia Officials Propose Rewriting History Books to Feature Confederate Soldiers as True Heroes

Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography

DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays

Ted Cruz Presents: TedEx – A 20-Hour Event on Avoiding Responsibility, Cancun Not Included

Biden’s New Plan to Solve Inflation: “Please, Pretty Please?”

Texas Passes Bill to Keep Highways Straight

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