Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin…
Republicans Rally Behind Impeachment of Biden for Allegations They Pulled Out of a Conspiracy Theory Grab Bag
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a series of allegations that they admit they don’t…
Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton Replaces Trumps Top Lawyer on Legal Team
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a…
New Republican Fundraising Stategy Inspired by Trump: Breaking the law to drum up financial support from ardent supporters
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their…
Trump Proclaims Himself The Greatest Indictee of All Time
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles,…
AI Takes Over U.S. Congress, Democracy Becomes Robocracy
the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The…
Job Growth Epidemic: Fed Needs to Mask Booming Economy Before It’s a Pandemic
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive…
Kari Lake Plans Move to Russia for “Fair Election” Hopes
Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the…
Freedom Caucus Calls for Boycott of Calendars, Claims June Pride Month is an ‘Assault on Straight Timekeeping’
The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide boycott of calendars in protest against the upcoming…
Debt Ceiling Deal Reached: Politicians Finally Agree on Who to Blame
The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the…
